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to say arseholes to everything?

35 replies

FunnysInLaJardin · 04/07/2013 22:45

I am beyond tired and so all I can think and say is arseholes. I need to go to bed but everything is annoying me at the mo. The cats, my life, the children, everything. And there is nothing wrong with my life and the cats and the children except the new fucking low energy bulbs keep flashing on and off randomly and now my Mac book is picking up some random email signal and buzzing FFS

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FunnysInLaJardin · 05/07/2013 15:47

usual I didn't realise arseholes was old skool. I feel a bit like Grand Master Flash now! I agree though a good arseholes or arse biscuit is way better than any actual word involving cunt. I can't actually say cunt in RL.

I also quite like buggery bollocks and for fuck sake

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FunnysInLaJardin · 05/07/2013 15:49

sorry These I also can't use pretend swear words actually in RL I am physically unable to. So the kids have to put up with the occasional arseholes or shit, which gets me a good telling off I can tell thee

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lljkk · 05/07/2013 15:50

I'm with you. Just got the dreaded "Cannot authorise holiday in term time letter." Pants Arse Feck...

FunnysInLaJardin · 05/07/2013 15:58

fucking arse bollocks lljkk have you booked the holiday> Go anyway and tell them to arse off

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carolthesecretary · 05/07/2013 16:07

Cunty bollocks...

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lljkk · 05/07/2013 16:09

Am flapping in multiple dimensions and DH is telling me not to get advice on MN about what DC's HTs (all 3 of them!) might say if we ask nicely and explain all the reasons.
(Sigh).
Might just go on my own and leave DC behind for 4 weeks. Makes a lot of sense.

FunnysInLaJardin · 05/07/2013 17:07

what will happen if you take them lljk isn't term nearly finished with you by now? We have 2 more weeks but no actual work is being done

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FunnysInLaJardin · 05/07/2013 17:08

carol that made me Grin

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ZolaBuddleia · 05/07/2013 17:16

Shitting cunting fuck is really the way to go.

lljkk · 05/07/2013 17:52

It's not this term, it's May 2014 I'm trying to plan! I only take a hol (really a visit to see family) once every 4 yrs & takes a lot of planning. School newsletter had the "in exceptional circumstances only" msg today and what that will mean in practice is anyone's guess.
Pooface to the hassle, though, as if the trip didn't require a huge amount of planning already now I have to juggle this crappy concern.

I know loads of people who mention they take kids out for cheap hol in foreign sun every yr for a week in the last 2 weeks of term in July. So they can do that every yr, but I want to go once every 4 yrs to see family & I'll get turned down, you watch.

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