to want to teach people how to spell certain words?

[AllOutOfNaiceHam]

You need to defiantly go to A&E.
Did he defiantly do that?
Tomorrow I will defiantly phone them.

I wand to defiantly punch these people. Definitely.

'and wa la!' instead of 'voila!' was my absolute favourite. Draws makes me stably, although I am quite taken with 'Chester draws'.

So many times recently on Facebook I've seen discusting - I don't know if it's some kind of in joke or whether a huge proportion of the population actually think that's the correct spelling.

YANBU.

Wa la just made me laugh.

Wa la!! :)

Not a spelling one exactly but l bet she'd have struggled to spell it.

My daughter was asked six times at least by woman in estate agents with massive long false nails whether she agreed with the 'infantry'.

I thought l would have to be tied down if she said it again.
I felt like saying 'its fucking inventory you moron' 'if you spent more time in the library than the nail salon love....'

Yes yes yes Artisan - just been reading a thread with errant 'looses' all over the place. It makes me want to scream! They don't even sound the bloody same so what is the excuse?

Theirs a topik for this int their? Pendants corner or sumsuch?

I feckin hate speling mistakes what you ave to fiyt ur autocorrect 4.

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it is worse being a pedant who can not spell and has a dodgy keyboard. I want to slap my younger self for being so stupid with spellings.

I would love to be able to spell "definitely" or whatever it is but I just can't .Too many i and e 's and if I get it right once it's wrong the next time.

Sorry.

My son is called James. We got a note from his teacher today saying, "Jame's new teacher is...." This is the second time it has happened

Self scented

"Driving licence", not "driving license"

"In my defence", not "in my defense"

But inventory is pronounced a lot like infantry. Isn't it?

I've seen a lot of people write "jags" instead of "jabs" on here too. I just imagine a nurse hurtling a jaguar exhaust into a patients arm everytime I read "I'm going to get the flu jag".

The one I see a lot in my Facebook news feed is "his" instead of "he's", as in "his coming over later". This annoys me a lot more than defiantly/definitely, as at least I can sort of understand why someone would think there was an a in the middle of definitely as that's more how it's pronounced.

"I am afraid I may loose my purse"

"Next door's dog is running lose"

Jags isn't a misspelling.
That is what they call them in the USA

I thought that it was used too often to be a mistake!

I take deep breaths and try to justify with typing errors.

It's weird though isn't it?

Ahem.

Jags is also Scottish. We go for our jags. Thistles are also jaggy.

Oh apparently they say jag in Scotland too.

Freind. Very elementary but I have seen friend spelt wrong over and over again.
I wont be your 'freind' for much fecking longer if you dont learn to spell it correctly!

Argh

A jab is a punch, come to think of it.

I see 'teh' written a lot.

The the the the the not teh.