To ask you where to bury/hide the body

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Since I'm not going to LTB, I have cryogenically frozen DH until a cure for annoy-the-wife-itus is found. In the meantime where can I bury/hide him that won't raise suspicions?

Tia

Madame Tussauds?

Might be an issue with getting him there on public transport...

Have you tried asking Siri?

You could pop him somewhere in your house and use him as a coat hook.

Whack him with a hammer until he shatter a into tiny shards then keep in a shoe box

Shop window display as a dummy?

No idea but can you tell me how you do it so I can freeze my twat of a husband too?!

Ask Jeeves

Take inspiration from Star Wars, and put him on a wall as your favorite display. When questioned, laugh and say you have frozen him in carbonite. No one will believe you actually did it.

I have plans for my patio slabs and my husband some days.

Would you care to come see if it will suit? Then you can say he's away on business.

Strap sme wheels and a motor to him and send him round with the Hoover? May as well make use while you still have him

Prop him up in the local park with an upturned hat in front and claim he's a human statue. They stay still for a very long time. It has the added bonus of making you some money while you wait for science to cure him of the annoying tendencies

Siri wants to offer me a metal foundry.

Tiny shards in a shoe box might work if i was any good at jigzaws (for when i find the cure)

The statue in a park sounds good, maybe I could use him as a bird feeder?

Put him beside a window, one where he'd be out of the way. That way you'd never get burgled.

I always think of the patio, it's plenty big enough.

Steal your neighbour's wheelie bin.

Sit him cross-legged outside a tube station with an empty coffee cup in front of him and watch everyone carefully not see him.

Lying on the sofa - if you can get the TV remote into his frozen hand.

WafflyVersatile Sit him cross-legged outside a tube station with an empty coffee cup in front of him and watch everyone carefully not see him.

The winner.

text all your friends and ask for their ideas?

Put him in IKEA, in one of their bedroom displays. You can buy some new glasses and more bag clip thingys when you pick him up!

Ooh nagoo I could do that, my neighbour is away.

waffly definatey a winner!

And if I stick him in the wheely bin I can get him there on the train.

In the middle of a large roundabout, it's best if you can find an overgrown one as no one will see you digging the hole

Do you like Christmas? If so, then stick some tinsel on him, a couple of baubles, a fairy on top and a string of lights flashing

At least he won't drop any needles and you can tell your friends that you are road-testing the very latest in Christmas trees for next year.