To wish people would stop telling me how to use the internet?

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And MN in particular?

Well...am?!?!

It's a thread about, recently, thousands of threads.

Why is it always gingerbread people.? I have many perfectly good cookie cutters. And yet I always do gingerbread people. Also, it's not bread is it really. It's a biscuit.

The northern bit SP. Did you not know that?

Ooh, can I be the antichrist, Hec? Please?!?!?

I remember now My father has moved back home to the Emerald Isle but he is a southerner.

Num Mine really aren't people, mine look like they belong to a cult

The ones that look like that never taste as nice, though. They are too perfect.

Well, competition is fierce. This is mn after all, but yes, I think you can be it this week.

SP is it next week cos she got caught giving her son a fruit shoot. If what was in his other hand was a sausage roll from greggs, she'll have to serve the full month.

Is what next week? I'm confused.

The antichrist.

Can you say that while drinking from 1 litre stein please Olivia?

Since coming on MN I have realised that somehow at every moment of the day I am being wrong.
I say things like 'gosh, seven children under 7 and you are trying to commute into the city at rush hour. You are brave'
That makes me a right cunt. And I say cunt which also makes me a cunt. Or c**t which is how unicorns spell it.

1 litre stein of what?

I thought unicorns spelt it .

Gin

Some people tell me "don't post that on fb"

Tell you what - when you are in hospital time and time again ill and bored, then you can tell me what to post or not to post on facebook thanks very much!

There should have been four:

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I bet unicorns don't fuck about with asterisks.

They are too busy impaling stuff and stomping on shit.

I bet they don't impale stuff.
The risk of not being able to get it off would be too big. You would look really stupid with a cat stuck on your face.

Nah, one of your mates would sort you out, that's why they hang out in gangs.

unicorns do jousting all day. That's all they do.
they are idiots

I thought jousting was about unseating your opponent?

So technically the only way unicorns could joust is my sneaking around at dinnertime and pulling chairs away.

What you're thinking of amazingmumof6 is a mutual stabathon.

yes HD that's it, Stabathon

and they whine also "what are you doing? you almost took my eye out!"

told you they were idiots

anyway pulling chairs is a big no-no in unicorn etiquette. it is not joustified

I fuck off for a short time and come back to talk of unicorns.

Are you lot high?

My DC are amazing. As the best. In the universe.

Actually, I find it really annoying. I don't mind them sharing things they are proud of, but when they introduce a comparison, it's wrong. Whether the child is better than mine or not doesn't matter, but to put down the other (or even put down your own) is disrespectful and unfair.

Oh fuck it, wrong thread. This

magickey your tounge is in my butt. feels wrong.kindly remove it.

I also stepped away for a minute and this is what my thread has turned into?!?!?!

::throws massive "it's my thread you all must post as I say" strop::

::realizes she has lost all arguments by doing the exact opposite of what the thread is about::