To beg for your help to write a limerick ending in the word "handcuff" ???

[littlehandcuffs]

I have had a couple of glasses of wine and been given a challenge, my mind has gone blank!! many thanks in advance x

I know you've all gone, but I just thought of another one and made myself laugh, so have come back to post it.

A man in the nude ate a ham puff
But dropped all the crumbs in his man fluff
He had a good scratch
Of his gentleman's snatch
And discovered the key to his handcuff

Oh! I thought I was all alone here! Thanks

He can pick snot from his nose
He can pick fluff from his toes
He can tickle his tackle with stuff
But one way to wise up
Once you've had more than enough
Is introduce him to Mr Handcuff

There was a young girl called McDuff
Who liked to talcum her muff
Her friends would protest
About the state of her nest
And restrain her with a handcuff

And DH's contribution is:

One might hold a cat by the scruff,
Or, in a bar, hook up with some rough
For a thief reprimanded
And thus single-handed
Needs must use a single handcuff