To beg for your help to write a limerick ending in the word "handcuff" ???

[littlehandcuffs]

I have had a couple of glasses of wine and been given a challenge, my mind has gone blank!! many thanks in advance x

There once was a woman whose muff
Was tired of the constant rebuffs
So she thought up a plan
When along came a man
She grabbed him and put him in handcuffs.

I have had no wine I am just naturally talented .... or not ha!

There once was a man with some dandruff
But not on his head, on his man muff
He pulled his pants down
And scratched it in town
So they took him away with a handcuff

You lot are sooo good, I love that muff seems to be coming up sooo often, it makes it very hard to read out without spitting wine on everyone hehehehe!!!

Team Jesse you are legend!!! MAN MUFF??? Loving it!! Aidrian says you may be a bloke? I think not!! hehehehe! (women can be just as rude :)

Twat is in Orkney.

Marzipan Dildo..

No, it doesn't rhyme but I've been waiting two years just to say those words.

I'll see myself out.

There is a Twatt in Shetland as well as Orkney perplexedpirate. Of course, I have a photo of my dad standing by the sign :)

I usually sleep in the buff
With nothing to cover my muff
I sleepwalked one night
And gave neighbours a fright:
I was twirling a furry handcuff

There was a young man in the buff
Who fancied a bit of rough stuff
Had read fifty shades
but got carried away
And caught his cock in his handcuff

Peeriebear... my dad too would stand, completely innocently , in front of a twat sign : ) bless!!

was a man called mcduff
who was obsessed with bondage and stuff
it would have got worse
but his partner came first
and refused to undo his handcuffs

Hahaha, no, I'm not a bloke!

Shetland and Orkney have a Twat each?!
That's made my week!

I knew it!!! teamjesse, you are def. all woman : )

A lady who was up the duff
In the mood for luff a bit of rough
Called up the plumber
Who said what a bummer
I've me tool but forgot my handcuff

why handcuff singular btw op or is it the

Linda was a little bit rough,
With a terribly overgrown muff,
When she got blokes back home,
They'd see it and groan,
She had to make sure she had them handcuffed

Or is adding the "ed" cheating?

apologies to any Lindas, randomly selected 2 syllable name!

Beyonce... It was what I was given... I agree with you though, handcuffs would maybe have made more sence, but you have to work with what you are given. Personally I think no-one thought I would be able to come up with anything (they were right) Thank you for saving my bacon. P.s How is Blue Ivy doing? x

Willyou, I am letting you off this once : )

A fella who was a bit buff
Fancied some S and M stuff
Gave his wife a safe word
'I'm not Rhianna you turd
Sod you and go stick your handcuffs...'
She left the wanker in his chains
Threw the keys to the cuffs down the drain
'I don't like 'the smell of it'
Think you're a kinky shit
Sod off or you'll know real pain

There was once a man who made snuff
Not the films, but the stuff that you huff.
The police misoverheard
They thought he had erred
And they took him away all handcuffed.

Deb had a man in her muff
It stank and he'd had enough
He struggled about
Gave a groan then a shout
"Why did I agree to this handcuff!"

My two week old Blue ivy Blue steel (He purses his lips) is doing very well thank you xx He is oblivious to the fact his mum thinks she is Pam Ayres.
Am hoping the electromagnetic radiation wireless stuff is not affecting him maybe should wrap him in tin foil or get off my computer whilst breastfeeding...

quality.... fair and amy : )

I have a "blue steel", He is 17!! It flys by : ) kiss for little blue!!