to fancy the pants, top hat and guitar off Slash ?

[OhDearNigel]

and to have done so for about 20 years ?

I am not one to talk. Since seeing Slipknot last weekend I have been having, erm, interesting dreams involving one Joey Jordison. And I don't even fancy him!

Still better than the one involving Jeremy Clarkson

I must stop posting ! I came into town to do some paperwork and ive been in caffe nero for an hour perving doing nothing constructive at all

Oooh, yes, good one!

My favourite GnR era Slash Slash in shorts

Ewwwww clarkson. Horrors , unless your dream involved the reasonably priced car falling on him ?

Sparky, phwoarrrrrr

at you getting your perve on in public!

Sadly not, it involved going for a drive, then a picnic by a lake, then, erm, other stuff. Stuff I wish I could bleach from my mind. Forever.

My partner is a guitarist and dextrous fingers have their advantages

Re your ipad lockscreen, sorry to go on a Todd-tangent but this is what I want for a screensaver, although DP would be definitely not impressed

Is it a shared ipad sparky? Would so do it anyway

When we first started dating my boyfriend brought me a poster of Hetfield to put on my wall. It was then that I knew he was The One haha.

Just watched November rain.

Oh, the thrusting < whimper> and the leather chaps < drool>

I didn't know he was married

No you are not BU! My first boyfriend had a mane like his and rocked the skinny jeans look (in the days when they were for metalheads only) and it's left an indelible impression.

I so would.

Phew..

I think Slash still looks mighty fine. And in the shower

Back in the day I would have taken either Axl or Slash. Not at the same time, obviously oh yes, absolutely at the same time

I saw GnR live 3 years running. Oh the memories....

I've just watched the godfather video snuffa linked to.

I'm getting all nostalgic now.

Would have been izzy and slash for me. Imagine what the two of them coul do with their hands (have not given this topic hours of considered thought, oh no)

Its a waste that he's married but his wife looks very cool. And the fact that she is not a twiglet bimbo is nice and bodes well for my Kidnap and Imprison Slash for ever as sex toy plan

I thought they spilt up a year or two ago? Or did they get back together? Or did he remarry?

(goes off to google)

He called it off and they renewed their vows

Ah, I'm out of date. I'm glad to hear that

I'm of the opinion there would always be a faint reek of stale cigarette smoke hovering around him.

I,M more of an axle girl myself think little white tight shorts but I would nt say no to slash either!

oh dear nigel I think I actually have a video [that's how old I am ] of use you illusion tour I went to see GNR whilst twenty weeks pregnant in the mosh pit as well!

Ooh, now mention of Slash and his luvverly leather trousers has me running over here. Yummmm.

DH used to have hair like that, though sadly no leather trews, but in my head he still wears an ankle length trench coat, smoke marlboro lights, and wields his zippo. And moshes to Faith No More.

Since I started running, I've had a playlist of my favourite tracks from my days dancing in Cardiff student union on metal night (normal outfit Faster Pusscat t shirt, thigh high boots and not much else), and some of the memories raise my pulse higher than the running demands

YANBU!

I've always had a massive crush on Slash

I was even shown a less than flattering pic of him and it didn't dent the lust.

Ive always had a thing for 80s, leather trousered rock gods, even Tom Cruise togged up as the bloke in Rock of Ages stirs the loins