to find constant double entendres sooo annoying

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Constant oooerrr ing really gets on my wick.
Every comment no matter how innocuous being picked up on...I want to scream
Its surely time to grow out of this mid 40s..
Is it worth me getting this stressed

No it isn't worth getting stressed.

Why is it bugging me so much ?? I cant see the funny side at all it just grates...watching tv ...oh look thats a big one..even talking to my kids...its turned into a joke...

Just throw in "As the actress said to the bishop" randomly in response to things he says and see if you can confuse him out of it. I assume it is a man, it usually is

Its not big is it?

Tell him to get a grip. oo er

I will try that. Yes my dp. I hate it .

I have sense of humour failure

If he likes double entendres so much, you should give him one.

Haha

That's what she said...

When DP makes coffee and asks "big one or small one" I say small one. He says "I thought you liked big ones?"

Every. Single. Time.

Reminds me of the scene in Scrubs

Female doctor: I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innuendo.
The Todd: ...In your endo.

..which reminds me of the folllwing joke:

Q: What's an innuendo?
A: An Italian suppository

I'll get me coat

Im going to double entendre bomb tonight and see how he takes it (phnarr)
Being serious i want to cry when its constant

It brings tears to your eyes?

He is obviously over doing it.

Call him Finbar Saunders after the Viz character who was always making them.

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more....

You're making double entendres now, OP.
It's obviously rubbing off on you.

Kyak kyak......

I have a colleague who does this. I do have a sense of humour and I enjoy a smutty joke as much as the next person, but it really does get very tiresome after a while. Maybe MN has made me more alive to PC issue, but she's also hopelessly unPC. I spend a lot of time thinking "how inappropriate" to myself.

Haha I will "get it off" phwoarr.. my chest oooeeerr tonight and" pull him " ooh matron.. up on it....

Thank you yes it is so tiresome it bores the pants off me...oh here we go again

Give him a good dressing down, OP.
Let him really have it, eh?

See...everything can be smutted up...doesnt mean it should be does it.

Have it out with him.

I think you should force him, a la Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange, to watch endless repeats of Carry On films, until the merest hint of smut gives him a nervous twitch.

Sid James' laugh on an endless loop?

Yanbu...very tedious. Like living in a Carry On film. I never have rated Carry On films. Smut bores me.