I have an irrational hatred for.....

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Lowri bloody turner. I just can't stand her. Her face, her voice, her opinions. Just get off my tv.

Who do you have an irrational or perfectly rational hatred for?

Alan Carr (totally rational)

The twat that took over Chris Moyles radio one show, and his stupid hipster hair, OK so radio one is for 'the young'uns' and they needed to update, now I'm 25 and he pisses me right off. So does all new music. Sticking to '95-2010 for life now.

Urrrrgh, Brian Cox and his invisible breast fondling and slightly Mormon-style grin.

No, you have not "got kids into science". What you have got is a lucrative telly deal because you are not posh and southern and 90 yrs old talking about molecules and millions of fawning women thinking you "have got kids into science".

(I accept it's not his fault he has been thrust into the limelight and offered telly deals and he is dead clever etc etc, but there is such a word as "no thanks" and there is such a thing as over-exposure.

Which Katherine the Screech who did not shag David Beckham (though I bet she would have if he'd really asked her) might do well to heed.

99% of panel show "comedians".

Their humour is so one-dimensional and telegraphed I almost shout their next lines at the telly before they do.

Russell Howard, and that robotic man with the bald head for example.

I hate that some people act as though Creepy Cox invented physics.

Cliff Richard
Tony Blackburn

Cilla Black
Kate on the hair dye advert
James Max LBC
Fred Dineage Meridian TV
Noel Edmonds

Sadie Frost
Kate Moss
David Blaine

Everyone else annoying, I can recover from pretty quickly.

Those articles on MyKleen Ass by Marina Hyde are brilliant

Oh God Alan Carr.

Carol McGiffin - I get rage every time I see her haggard face

And Jimmy Carr actually.

Gwynnie used to ittitate me in a vague sorta way, but she has grown on me recently. She appears to have toned down the "holier than thou" attitude.

Sadie Frost.

But more a irritable dislike as not around so much.

Has anyone mentioned Greg whatsit from Masterchef - odious wonky-toothed jumped up greengrocering BASTARD! Working his way through wives who he meets on Twitter then dumps 2 years later. I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about him. Wallace, that's his surname. Not keen on John 'The Toad' Torode either with his enormous tongue and melted welly face. Baaaaaahhhhhhhh!

My Henry hoover. (Almost a person.) It is heavy and cumbersome. It doesn't suck up that well on carpet. It gets stuck when you pull it along, so you yank it and the bloody thing falls over with that silly grin on its face. Grr! The damn thing just won't die though.

Cheryl "Biffa" Cole

Fiona Phillips

Whomever deleted the NotJohn thread before I could post my reply.

Hoxton Hipster man (they are all clones so count as one)

Milk Jelly!

CW how did that thread end ? I posted a sensible reply this morning then didn't check it again.

Oh he counts for sure, Alt He's a wazzak - But a made up wazzak. Half a point for him.

Seth MacFarlane

Charlie Sheen

Two self obssessed smug twats.

*obsessed

Chris Moyles
Dale Winton
Simon Pegg
That woman from Bitchin Kitchen on the food network
Karen from Doctors
John Cena
Kate Moss
David Blaine
Jeremy Kyle

Victoria Coren shagged Harry Thompson, the inventor of HIGNIFY and all sorts of funny things.

His cheated-on wife went mental in the Daily Mail about Coren, in that car-crashy way they encourage people to that makes you feel soiled for reading it, but you just can't stop.

Nobody came out of it well. They all came over as utter shits. I hope Thompson left his kids some money because they're going to need it to pay for the therapy.