I have an irrational hatred for.....

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Lowri bloody turner. I just can't stand her. Her face, her voice, her opinions. Just get off my tv.

Who do you have an irrational or perfectly rational hatred for?

Kris Marshall who played the ginger gimp on those awful BT ads.

Just looking at him gives me a bilious attack.

MTB YY.. Victoria Coren and her smarmy bastard of a husband who looks like he's into some really weird sexual shit David Mitchell

Chris Grayling (totally rational this one)
Lisa Stansfield
Jeremy Clarkson

And since this morning - Jeremy Irons. Rape apologising, homophobic, stupid, entitled tossed.

And also autocorrect! Jeremy Irons is a tosser.

How could I have forgotten Victoria Coren? She's currently hosting a R4 panel show that can't work out whether it's funny or serious. One week she had her husband on it and the next she had a smug pudgy bastard brother.

If the guests are all going to be People Who've Helped My Career she's probably wondering how to raise her dad and the HIGNFY bloke she had an affair with from the dead.

Marco Pierre White mrsdevere

Someone who knows him tells me he can't read. That might be a malicious lie but it looks like it could be true.

Here goes list is extensive but not exhaustive

Katie Melua fuck off with your 9 million bicycles
Phil Collins
Rod Stewart
Myleene Klass
Peter Andre
Dawn French
Kiera knightly
Bono
Lulu
Chris Brown (not irrational)

... My mind has gone blank, I must be getting soft in my old age!

Can I second WTAF is going on with Jeremy Irons? He's coming out with all kinds of crazy shit these days.

Anyone who describes themselves as 'bubbly'. It is just shorthand for 'fucking annoying'.

This ^^

Lowri Turner, Gwynie and Myleen Klass - I can understand why!

I also have an irrational hatred of Bono and Sting, only I don't personally think it's irrational.

Oh, and Jamie "look at my perfect kids, home and wife" Oliver.

Fiona Phillips.
Even thinking about her makes me angry.

Eamonn Holmes.
God he's just got a face you'd never tire of punching.*

*No presenters were harmed in the making of this post.

That odd new woman on the CBBC programme links (Katie, possibly??) - every time she speaks she tilts her head back so we can see up both nostrils

Sometimesiwonder - She's called Kat/Cat, yes very odd with the head tilting.

Professor Brain Cox - sorry can't stand his face or his voice.

Ah Miffy, that sounds familiar, thank you. Also (not that I'm obsessing or anything ) ) she REALLY can't dance.

I'm really enjoying this thread, I agree with all posters so far :) Brian Cox - bleeeeargh!

limited, who did Coren have an affair with?

ChairmanWow step away from Dan Snow, I saw him first! However I will give you that bald bloke that is married to Billie Piper. For some reason he makes me want to hurl a plant pot through the TV screen. You are more than welcome to him!

GILES COREN.

Epic twat weasel.

Yes, limited - who DID Victoria Coren shag? I need to know!!!!

stanley he's mine, all mine. No way am I swapping him for some minger who is married to Billie the prostitution apologist (add her to the list pls).

I forgot Michael McIntyre. God that cunt makes me stabby. In fact there are loads of male comedians I could list. So many panel shows which are basically pissing contests to see who is alpha male. Yaaaawn.

It was one of the writers not one of the presenters.