I have an irrational hatred for.....

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Lowri bloody turner. I just can't stand her. Her face, her voice, her opinions. Just get off my tv.

Who do you have an irrational or perfectly rational hatred for?

Ahh, don't know Victoria Derbyshire, I only listen to the Radio in the car and don't think I can get Radio five.

Can't believe nobody's mentioned professional namedropper Jo Whiley. I occasionally have the misfortune to still be listening to radio 2 when her show comes on and have to endure her tales of fun with her celebrity chums clang there's a famous name clang there's another one.

Another one for the "how/why are they famous?" files.

People who drive pass the massive queue of traffic to try to but in at the lights nearly causing a crash. We all want to get home

Gary Barlow / Gary Willmot. Just can't look at either of them. I don't think that this is irrational, but I am assured that it is. I get quite angry even thinking about the second Gary.

Tana Ramsey! Because she's only on the telly cos her husbands a professional jizz stain and she should have left him years ago if she had any sense. There was a rumour about him on another thread that made me giggle but I can't possibly repeat it.

Witco

The 'gay fish' reference comes from South Park;

'Kanyes top 5 gay fish moments'

Actually he had a point re hurricane Katrina.

Michael Buble - he always looks so smug, and I can't stand the way he runs all his words together when he 'sings'.

Steven Seagal - I'm physically unable to watch anything he's in - not really sure why. Same with Jean-Claude Van Damme, but to a lesser extent.

Scarlett Johanssen and her pouty never-properly-closed mouth.

Johanssen! Yep hate her also what the fuck was going on in that perfume ad she was in? "I do all my own stunts including love making" boak

Geri Fucking Halliwell
India Knight
Caitlin Moran
Jeremy Irons

Geri Fucking Halliwell requested sanitised gel after shaking my hand.

However, I do look like like this

Oh she's a silly cow limited. You look perfectly presentable.

Thanks Amber, got it now (v slooow)!!!

Amanda Holden my groin.
'Celebrities' who argue via twitter.
#overuse#of#blinking#hashtags#.
Those people they dig up for the money section of the Sunday times.
People who make up deadlines at work and then lie about it.
Men with only one long fingernail.
expensive Karen Millen bags that break after 4 uses.
Anything or anyone who talks about Kate moss being an icon.
Double long haul flights.
Whistling builders. (As in whistling while they work)

Zadie Smith -talk about overrated. I feel like she's stolen the life I should have had thanks to being much prettier than me, only she isn't doing it as well as I would. I would like to beat her around the head with the disappointing second half of White Teeth.

I've wanted to punch Kanye since the stage invasion when Taylor Swift won her award. What.a.prick. Whenever I see him now, I sing the gay fish song. Glad you understood, Amber!

I will not watch any film with Meg Ryan or Gwyneth Paltry in. I cannot bear the sight of Giles Coren nor can I read his insufferably one dimensional writings any longer. Alexa Chung? Can anybody tell me what she actually does? Same with the bloody Geldof gruesome twosome- Pixie and Peaches. Bob Geldof should have been gelded way back in the 80's.

As for Ramsay, Marco Pierre 'not very bright' White, Anthony Bourdain and the rest of the 'I'm so rock n roll, me' brigade....

I have never met them. They may be stellar human beings for all I know.

But they make my skin itch with irritation.

Amanda Holden is stupid fucking stupid bitch who's only where she is today due to her marriage to Les Denmis.

I think Amanda Holden looks sly but I have never watched her on TV, this is just from photos.

I genuinely don't know who Amanda Holden is. Probably quite a good thing; judging by this thread I'd just be in permanent paroxysms of rage if I did.

Jessie J and her ludicrous wigs make me violent.
Rhianna and her whiny voice and lack of clothing=chavvy pornstar in the making.
Don't even get me started on Kylie.
Oh and one for the boys: Nick Grimshaw, get a haircut, fuck off and give Chris Moyles his job back!

Ann botox Robinson
Jessie up my own arse J
Keith 'I look like a gerbil' Chegwin

Will Mellor - trying to be the archetypal 'funny northerner'. So not funny, ever.

Who keeps giving him work? And that Fucky Pigeon advert!

Katherine Jenkins apparently didn't have any make up on at all in this photo.
Katherine sporting just a slick of Vaseline