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to ask am I the only person with an imploding Hellman's mayo bottle?

86 replies

LargeLatte · 10/06/2013 22:40

New non leak bottle. No mayo leaks out, no air goes in. Bottle has imploded with half of mayo still inside. Friend said the same. Anyone else? Determined not to waste mayo so will now have to hack it open with a knife.

OP posts:
RayABlokeIUsedToKnow · 12/06/2013 23:15

I have been waiting for this thread! It takes a fair while to get mayonnaise out of the bottle. Lid towards ceiling, reshape bottle, full force shaking down. Bottle is now refusing to reshape and is permanently imploded and folded in half.

There is an advert BOASTING about their fabulous new design. Cue me shouting what a shower of shit it is. Seriously , how did it get past testing.

StealthPolarBear · 12/06/2013 23:17

Yes. Don't like the new design. After first use it's as though you've run out

DevonCiderPunk · 12/06/2013 23:20

Oh I have one in my fridge too! Odd.

racmun · 12/06/2013 23:21

Yes me too I thought it was just my bad luck. Ended up chucking it away and onto the second.....

Think I will still to a jar from now on

galletti · 12/06/2013 23:29

And I thought it was my heavy handed self! Ended up scooping mayo out of bottle and will probably saw rest of bottle up to get at mayo. Hardly handy!. Back to jars I think, and will complain. Thanks op and others.

mrsyattering · 12/06/2013 23:36

Just went to check mine, was like that, turners upside down and gave it a squeeze, heard air go in. Bottle back to normal Grin

WhiteBirdBlueSky · 12/06/2013 23:38

I'd take it back.

Or how will they ever know.

macreturnofthe · 12/06/2013 23:50

i think you all cursed mine - twas fine, i read this thread yesterday and this evening its imploded

boo!!!

YoniMontana · 12/06/2013 23:58

Ours is like this too! I thought DH had squeezed too hard!

CelstialNavigation · 13/06/2013 00:04

The solution is to get a jar and spoon or knife spoonfuls of mayo into the bottle. The mayo is heavy enough to force it's way through the remaining gap and improve the squeeze, usually!

Tedious process though. Jars better value by far.

AuntySib · 13/06/2013 00:10

Yes, they are rubbish! Back to jars for me.

TotallyBursar · 13/06/2013 00:44

Took the drill to the lid - highly effective but bugger that for a bowl of potato salad.
I rarely change brands, and mayo = Hellman's, but we tried an own brand, it was lovely, had a squeezey bottle that is handier than a jar & is cheaper.
May well not go back to Hellmans at all even if they fix it.

fishybits · 13/06/2013 06:41

I've gone back to jars. The jars are much better value for money too.

DorisShutt · 13/06/2013 07:04

Annoyingly, the Caramelised Onion flavour only comes in squeezy bottles - but I've discovered that Heinz do this flavour too, so I've swapped to Heinz (and won't be going back as it tastes loads nicer!).

MrsMangoBiscuit · 13/06/2013 07:07

Don't have time to read the whole thread, sorry. I just wanted to add that every few uses I've been giving the bottle a good shake down to the other end, away from the cap. I've then been squeezing the sides so the air goes back in. It's been fine so far.

If I get further in and it implodes, I will update! It is a bit annoying to have a flipping high maintenance mayo bottle though.

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes · 13/06/2013 07:14

I bought one at half term as we were on holiday and thought it would be safer to bring home than jars, also thought it might keep better than jars as we don't use much. Used it once and remembered why I never normally buy Hellman's, bland, horrible stuff. Now I have read this I might just put it in the bin and buy a jar of my usual one instead. Bye Bye Hellmans.

ReeBee · 13/06/2013 07:21

Me too! It's been driving me crazy. Dreadful design; after lots of unscrewing the top and reshaping the stupid, crinkly plastic I gave up entirely and threw it in the bin half full because it annoyed me so much. I was past the point of caring about the waste, I just never wanted to have to deal with the damn thing again!

Considered stopping buying Hellmann's, but just went back to jars in the end. Grumpily.

Oilandfatsman · 13/06/2013 08:36

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Buzzardbird · 13/06/2013 10:23

Aldi squeezable Mayo is 'Which' recommended.

chocciebickie · 13/06/2013 11:50

Ah me too! chucked ours in the bin in a fit of anger!!! Have now been out and got a jar instead.

Wishfulmakeupping · 13/06/2013 13:29

And me but I hate the jars so may need to swap to Sainsburys own brand :(

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans · 18/06/2013 18:43

Just happened to mine too. Angry

I'll experiment with fixing it later.

Doowrah · 18/06/2013 18:49

Yup very annoyed with it, will be buying a jar next time!

mummytowillow · 18/06/2013 20:44

Yep same here, useless design I'm sticking to jars Smile

MrsLouisTheroux · 18/06/2013 21:19

Shake, shake, shake in downwards motion then squeeze. Never squeeze before shaking.
Bottle works perfectly to very last drop.
HTH
Grin

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