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to ask if you know of any 'urban myths' that are actually true?

290 replies

manicinsomniac · 12/05/2013 17:27

a colleague told me the other day that her husband had been to school with a brother and sister called Everard and Ophelia Dick. I was very dismissive, told her I'd heard that story several times before, that it was an urban myth and possibly on snopes.com.

Luckily I stopped short of saying that the story probably had racist undertones.

But I've just googled them and they're well documented in the same town that her husband is from. So the chances are he's right. I'm very Blush and will have to tell her so in the morning.

I get so used to these name tales being false and offensive that I didn't think there was any way it was going to be true.

Does anybody know if any of the others are true?

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MrsFruitcake · 13/05/2013 07:12

I used to iase with a lady at the insurance company when I managed the work fleet cars - her name was Summa Loving! Grin

BabyMakesTheBoobiesGoLeaky · 13/05/2013 07:27

My consultant when I had dc3 was called Mr Darling. Dh works with a lady whose married name is now Hollie Woods.

Binkybix · 13/05/2013 08:05

The 70% heat loss through the head is a myth, which happened because of the way heat loss was recorded in some soldiers (I think).

Can't believe people aren't more freaked out by my spider story!

fivefathoms · 13/05/2013 09:11

I also remember Doolittle and Dalley the firm of estate agents/solicitors in Kidderminster, used to make us chuckle every time when we were buying our first house in that area. It's many years since we lived there though so I wonder if they are still in business? ( They shouldn't be if they've lived up to their name!)

ComposHat · 13/05/2013 10:27

Yes, there was a company who boarded up empty buildings where I grew up called 'Bodgit and Scarper.'

I like to think that somewhere a Mr/Ms Bodgit and a Mr/Ms Scarper met and decided to set up a construction firm, rather than it being a marketing ploy. (Well it worked, I still remember it after 25 years)

olympicsrock · 13/05/2013 10:38

The real Ben Dover was in my brother's class at primary school.

fdparis · 13/05/2013 11:17

I met a guy called John Thomas.

I've always enjoyed these announcements, too

SonOfAradia · 13/05/2013 12:01

A group of us travelling to Brittany on the Portsmouth-St Malo ferry managed to get the nice French lady on the customer service desk to request that Ms Gloria Sboobs come to reception as soon as possible.

Happy days.

EggsMichelle · 13/05/2013 12:50

My dad met a south american lady called Usnavy, she was named after a boat (US Navy!)

5Foot5 · 13/05/2013 13:00

I used to work with an American called Sterling Pratt

Bloodybridget · 13/05/2013 13:22

There's a British urologist with the surname "Burns-Cox".

Ladyflip · 13/05/2013 13:42

I knew a Gay Dyke. It was her married name.

I've also met Bluebell Woods and Tom Bowler.

KatoPotato · 13/05/2013 13:46

One of the trainers at my gym is called Beverly Hills.

Dawndonna · 13/05/2013 14:43

I have come across a Doctor A. Choo and a psychiatrist named Dr. Freaker.

tb · 13/05/2013 15:05

Knew someone who was a personnel assistant called Richard Head, a presbyterian minister's son called James (never Jimmy) Riddall, and a vicar called Shufflebotham (yes, pronounced shufflebottom) who was known as Shuff.

MynameisKeith · 13/05/2013 15:12

My uncle is Ivor John Thomas. My gran naively let her two much younger brothers choose his names! Grin

FayeKorgasm · 13/05/2013 18:59

I went to school with Helen Fury.

ModreB · 13/05/2013 19:09

Near where I live is a GP surgery, run by a Dr. Dick and Dr. Seax.

Jan49 · 13/05/2013 19:45

Two experts gave a lecture together at a university where I once was. Their surnames are Duck and Pond. The lecture was advertised on notice boards and people assumed it was a joke.Grin

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 13/05/2013 19:47

Ivor John Thomas! Grin Grin

JennyEnglish · 13/05/2013 20:00

I know a woman who called her son William. Sur name Byrne. And the weird thing is that it did occur to her "willy burn" before she went ahead and called him William Byrne. But she said they decided that nobody else would be analysing it as closely as they had, and so it was "ok".

hmm.

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usuallyfoundinthefastlane · 13/05/2013 21:35

I used to play badminton with Ivor Woolcock......

Bananaketchup · 13/05/2013 22:16

I went to school with a Richard Head - obviously a few of them about. Also brother and sister Theresa and Darren Ingall - Tingle and Dingle.

My mum claims she went to school with twins Nick and Dick Pick.

I also know a Cherry Pye (married name) and a Holly Day (birth name)

Apileofballyhoo · 14/05/2013 00:08

I knew a Rose who married Mr Plant, and of a May who married Mr Day. Some of the names on this thread like Ivor wouldn't be that funny in Ireland as 'R' is heavily pronounced at the end of words so doesn't really sound like 'I've a'. A person learning English mightn't realise the pronunciation by UK English speakers.

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