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So burlesque

101 replies

Worriedmumofan8yearoldgirl · 14/04/2013 22:43

Aibu to think its an art form?

(Just watching itv it's a good documentary!)

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LadyMountbatten · 14/04/2013 23:06

oh its often DIRE

women who really shouldnt

AnyFucker · 14/04/2013 23:07

I heard burlesque called "stripping for fat birds with glasses"

I couldn't possibly comment

MissAnnersley · 14/04/2013 23:07

It's grim.

FreyaSnow · 14/04/2013 23:09

If it is art, what is it trying to express?

Lj8893 · 14/04/2013 23:11

I absolutely agree that now its become so popular it has lost all art (if it was considered art in the first place) and lots and lots of woman just think its gives them a chance to be "sexy".

MildredIsMyAlterEgo · 14/04/2013 23:12

There are some people who will try and tell you a carefully arranged used tampon and a turd are an "art form" Anyfucker you kill me Grin

Mind you I would rather go and view that than have some 'artiste' wave her tits at me tbh even she is super fit and her nips are covered in tasselly things.

Softlysoftly that is hilarious Grin

Worriedmumofan8yearoldgirl · 14/04/2013 23:13

done badly everything is dire! It's like a toddlers scribble next to a Monet or a school orchestra next to the LSO...some sweaty fat bird from the pub isn't going to be Dita von Teese

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Lj8893 · 14/04/2013 23:14

Watch on youtube some of ursula Martinez's work, not what many would consider burlesque but it is, and isn't a case of her getting her kit off for thrills! Hanky panky is brilliant and she is very funny, I'm sure many wouldn't agree but I would call her work a form of performance art.

MintyyAeroEgg · 14/04/2013 23:15

There is an art to stripping (sometimes, I guess Hmm) but that does not mean it is art.

There is an art to making pastry.

There is an art to plaiting hair.

There is an art to tuning an engine.

Both none of those are artistic endeavours in the most widely-held understanding of the concept.

Burleque/stripping/lap dancing - they are purely for titivation.

thermalsinapril · 14/04/2013 23:15

It may or may not be art. But does it matter? What difference would it make?

ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmmmmmmm · 14/04/2013 23:16

Working class woman taking her kit off = stripping.

Middle class woman taking her kit off = burlesque.

First one tacky and exploitative
Second one art.

Go figure. Hmm

Worriedmumofan8yearoldgirl · 14/04/2013 23:19

Stripping tends to be get it all out butt nekkid flash ya bits for the boys

Burlesque tends to be the tease of what's under the clothes and keeping a lot of it on without a big reveal at the end.

I could be wrong though

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MintyyAeroEgg · 14/04/2013 23:23

Still titivation though.

LadyMountbatten · 14/04/2013 23:24

ahem

AF

that rings a bell ;)

LadyMountbatten · 14/04/2013 23:25

You rarely get a thin burlesquer though.

and so cliched all totalyl 40s/50s styled

can NO ONE change the era?

AnyFucker · 14/04/2013 23:25

eh ? what ? < wakes up from snooze >

Worriedmumofan8yearoldgirl · 14/04/2013 23:26

Agreed the girls who do it tend to be larger, rockabilly styled individuals. What era should they go for then?

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AnyFucker · 14/04/2013 23:26

< inserts ear trumpet >

LadyMountbatten · 14/04/2013 23:27

"fat birds with glasses"

LadyMountbatten · 14/04/2013 23:27

ANYTHING apart from " ooh naughty sailor girl" oh fucking sort it out

AnyFucker · 14/04/2013 23:28

LM, did I steal that quote from you ?

it is entirely possible

I plagiarise stuff alllll the time Smile

ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmmmmmmm · 14/04/2013 23:29

Some of the burlesque "artistes" around, thank fuck there's no big reveal at the end.... Grin

Worriedmumofan8yearoldgirl · 14/04/2013 23:29

Ha ha true enough! I'm surprised les Mis hasn't sparked a French revolutionary wench style fashion yet

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LadyMountbatten · 14/04/2013 23:31

i was too scared to repeat Wink

BarredfromhavingStella · 14/04/2013 23:34

A stripper is a stripper, doesn't matter how you dress it up... Hmm

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