The dog just tried to eat the cat

[lougle]

The cat was up out of reach but that dog has a telescopic neck, I swear it. He's like a canine inspector gadget.

You can have my cats, Lueji.

Ullena, only if they are cake cats. :)

This thread has the funniest use of drip-feeding!

I swear my GSD is part anteater. He has a very long flexible nose. And proper 'fingers'

If everything else fails, try to make it into this cake
:o

The very greedy Dalmatian we had when I was little once ate an entire turkey followed by an entire Christmas pudding. He was drunk and swaying for days!

Lueji they have certainly eaten plenty of cake in their time thieving little furballs, so they may actually count as part cake now?

Mine ate a whole bag of satsumas that has just arrived in my Tesco delivery a little white ago. String bag, little stickers, peel and all

The results were pretty epic.

He also ate a bag of frozen peas on Sunday

He wouldn't dare attack the cat though, I think she's exersiced mind control over him

I think most cats can see off a single dog as long as they aren't very infirm or cornered. I remeber seeing our cat from a few decades ago deal with next doors setter. Dog was as soft as a brush and padded up to Jess (yes he was black and white) with goofy expression. Jess (tough born on a farm cat) swelled up hugely, let out a shriek and whacked Goofy across the nose before fleeing. Poor dog was distraught.
Likewise most dogs can see off a cake cat.

My cat drank quite a bit of Baileys one Christmas Day before we noticed He was quite the groggy moggy for the rest of the day.

Ok, well it's taken all day. But I unveil the nearly-eaten-by-the-dog cat:

The one that got away

My dogs have always known better than to try and piss off the cats. Hissy spitty sharp buggers that make them bleed!

That's one fab cake lougle. You'd never know it nearly lost an ear .

My GSD once ate a whole large tub of vaseline. It pooed it out all up the 'back passage' so to speak. I got the hose out and went to hose it away, but it didn't disperse - I just ended up making a rather impressive looking vaseline and poo swiss roll [belugh].

Icing covers a multitude of sins, worms

I've been known to 'plug' gaps with butter icing. Can you tell baking is not my forte? Happy birthday to your DD, I hope she has a lovely day .

Thanks

One day, I had just taken the sunday joint out of the oven, DP had to nip round to my mums for something and my friend phoned. All of a sudden in came the dog with the whole joint in his mouth . I did the unthinkable - run it under the tap quick and carved it before DP got back I told him afterwards, he wasn't best pleased!

Hahaahha the only thing you can do, Lucyellensmum

Impressive!
If I was the dog I would have gone for it too.

happy birthday to your dd, hope she likes the cake