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The dog just tried to eat the cat

76 replies

lougle · 10/04/2013 12:36

The cat was up out of reach but that dog has a telescopic neck, I swear it. He's like a canine inspector gadget.

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Softlysoftly · 10/04/2013 13:08

I don't really get it?

lougle · 10/04/2013 13:09

Yes, it's fab. A cake tin shaped like a cat. I'll try and find it on the net...

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SadGiantPanda · 10/04/2013 13:09

You should definitely rehome the cat cake. Preferably in my direction.

digerd · 10/04/2013 13:10

boojum

What a wonderful mother your cat was - fearless and ferocious like a tiger protecting her young. Good for her.

Ullena · 10/04/2013 13:12

May I swop my cats for your cake please? Grin

lougle · 10/04/2013 13:13

Some great stories here. My dog escaped the house a few weeks ago. He ran down the drive and saw a cat across the road on the pavement. He literally went screeching to a halt and they just stared at each other, a bit like those western films where the two men stare at each other before doing their 10 paces. The dog turned and came inside Grin

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lougle · 10/04/2013 13:14

Ullena - my DD is going to be 4 tomorrow. She would be delighted and dismayed in equal measure by your proposal Grin

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Latara · 10/04/2013 13:15

My old cat ate part of a Hedgehog cake, the buttercream icing AND the sponge!

Latara · 10/04/2013 13:15

This is better than a Maggie T thread, getting bored already by those.

TheEndTisHere · 10/04/2013 13:16

Our old collie went next door and ate a whole gammon joint! when I was young we lived next to a beach he loved BBQs on the beach but we didn't BBQ on the beach.

lougle · 10/04/2013 13:16

My dog ate a rubber seahorse Shock

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oldwomaninashoe · 10/04/2013 13:18

My sons dog ate the fish pie I had lovingly prepared for him and his wife, they had to have beans on toast!

MiaowTheCat · 10/04/2013 13:19

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SummerRainIsADistantMemory · 10/04/2013 13:20

Ive seen a 10 week old kitten stand off against a full grown black lab/retriever type dog. I think the dog thought he'd found a tasty snack til he got clawed in the face.

I honestly think the kitten would have won that fight even if I hadn't dashed out and scooped him up!

Glad to hear the cat cake survived Grin

Latara · 10/04/2013 13:20

I'm a bit concerned (seriously now) about the Landlady next door who is moving back in.

She has 3 out-of-control Collies, my cat has scared one of them but i'm worried that the 3 dogs together could hurt my cat.

TheNebulousBoojum · 10/04/2013 13:20

This thread is confirming my passion for cats is correct. Not dogs. Smile

TheNinjaGooseIsOnAMission · 10/04/2013 13:20

my current very daft cat drinks tea from my cup Shock that's a very serious crime. My old cat used to climb up the pebbledashing on the outside of the house and you'd see him stuck there level with the upstairs windows Grin

lougle · 10/04/2013 13:22

I'm going to use jam to glue the ear flap back on before covering the cake. I'm still taking the cake to the party Blush

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cornygrigio · 10/04/2013 13:24

We had a cat that ate spiders and daddy long legs. We should have hired her out.

lougle · 10/04/2013 13:24

I've got 4 chicks in a brooder at the moment. It's too cold for them to go out yet. The dog is doing a good impression of an 'am I bovvered' face whenever I check their water. He isn't convincing me that they'd survive a meet, though Hmm

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Latara · 10/04/2013 13:25

Maybe alter the cake so it's a one-eared cat cake...

Latara · 10/04/2013 13:26

Right now my cat is waiting outside for Sparrows to fly into her mouth.

Ullena · 10/04/2013 13:32

Why will no one take these evil cats and replace them with cake ?

Grin

Happy Birthday to Little Lougle!

mistlethrush · 10/04/2013 13:35

My dog would like to sample my wine glass, but I keep too close an eye on it for her to have managed that yet. My lurcher has an extending neck, very long nose, and jump jet vertical capabilities...

Lueji · 10/04/2013 14:11

I'd still go with re-homing the cat.
I have a lovely place, btw. :)
And we like cake too.