How often do you change your pants?

[Salmotrutta]

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

sufferers

I suppose if you were sitting eating very dry crackers in the nude...

If you don't wash, the old skin flakes don't get washed off? I didn't dare ask her slatternly.

Oh. Oh God, that's horrible sparkling!

Anyway it's dangerous to put soap down there.
Don't come crying to me when your labia explode

Maybe a regional thing, but pussycat pussycat getting a piece and jam (Glasgow ver), how is that about sootikins?

Is it, katie?

How dare you all suggest I am poor and dirty, IT'S A SKIN CONDITION I CAN'T HELP IT.

Stop bullying me!

It's your fault for starting this thread salmotrutta
I did not encourage you in the slightest

It's cos I is ginger isn't it? You all hate me!

She could at least have wiped it off the loo seat.

sparkling, without being too strange, how did you know it was her? Did you ask?

Yes slatternly mother.
You have been warned

How much dandruff would you need to produce to leave a trail on the loo seat??

Please don't use the word "pants". We are a civilised people, undergarments is the only correct term and only to be whispered surreptitiously if absolutely necessary.

"Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?"
"I've been up to London to visit the Queen."
"Pussycat pussycat, what did you there?"
"I frightened a little mouse under her chair"

I know nothing about piece (piece of what?) and jam.

How so? Dangerous?

Yak. Why can't you wash your noon?????

I start an innocent thread about pants, turn my back for 5 minutes, and it descends into discustingness.

I am discusted. And, frankly, disappointed in you all.

Vipers.

No. We worked in a team of 12. A couple of others followed Miss FD into the loo at different times and it became apparent who she was. She came in early so that helped to narrow it down.

You can wash your foof, but not inside your foof.

HTH.

Surely the most important question has been left out of the survey. Regardless of how often they are changed is everyone wearing Mumsnet approved pants? We can't let standards (or indeed pants) slip.

There was discussion about the fanny dandruff maybe being 50/50 with talc? But this was never proved, Miss FD was told her services weren't required for work related reasons eventually.

It has been clinically suggested that soap products in the area in question alter the PH balance of your flower, causing an acid build-up that can be lethal when exposed to a naked flame
I went out for a fag once and it was like a flame thrower. Thank god I don't wear pants or I would have set myself on fire. As it was, I only singed a few coke cans and other litter. But be warned, it could happen to YOU!

flamingtoaster - indeed, you have the full brief at one end of the pant spectrum and the gstring at the other. Its important to know which.

Mumsnet have approved pants?

Are they sensible?

Can one trampoline in them?

Wow Katie is there a special fire extinguisher for that? The minge extinge?