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Original poster

How often do you change your pants?

475 replies

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 20:41

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 21:20

Oh right. A girl where I used to work had fanny dandruff. She left it on the loo seat so we could all appreciate it. Sad

slatternlymother · 31/03/2013 21:20

what is fanny dandruff?!

KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 21:20

And what's wrong with smelling of fish?
It's better than summer meadow or whatever carcinogenic substance embedded in always ultra.

DontstepontheMomeRaths · 31/03/2013 21:21

Yeah chillax Salmotrutta, I'm chillaxing in my clean knickers Wink

nenevomito · 31/03/2013 21:21

Daily with a liner as well since my children ruined my nether regions. Anything less would be bleurgh.

usualsuspect · 31/03/2013 21:21

she should have used vag and shoulders.

WildThong · 31/03/2013 21:21

You change your socks daily ?? Shock !

EmpireBiscuit · 31/03/2013 21:22

Yup - if my jammy ass got all over the sheets I'd need to wash them more than twice a year....

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 21:22

Too right usual. I have mentioned it on Mn before and got a little bit told off in case she has a skin condition. But I know she was just a minger. Wink

2kidsintow · 31/03/2013 21:22

Each morning. Up and a shower. New pants.
Then they are worn to bed that night too.
Unless I'm going out, or have been swimming or have had another shower/bath that day. Then I'll put on another pair.

littlemissbunny · 31/03/2013 21:22

Hear hear Katie who wants a fanjo that is summer meadow fresh! It's wrong!

Bearcrumble · 31/03/2013 21:23

Interestingly it seems that the nursery rhyme "pussycat pussycat" was about Queen Anne's sootikin which fell out in St Paul's Cathedral during the Thanksgiving Service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession.

EmpireBiscuit · 31/03/2013 21:23

Now the word moist has been used I shall be hiding this thread.

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 21:23

Oh no. I change my socks daily too. I that wrong ? Sad

DontstepontheMomeRaths · 31/03/2013 21:23

OMG my ribs hurt from laughing after googling sootikins and reading about dandruff. MN is so funny. But that is gross.

Next time a woman complains about her partner not going down on her, perhaps we need to ask how fresh her underwear is or if she has dandruff...

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 21:23

*Is

DontstepontheMomeRaths · 31/03/2013 21:24

Sorry empire Grin

KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 21:24

And so what if DH has to wear a snorkel when we get intimate?

slatternlymother · 31/03/2013 21:24

No sparkling, who wouldn't? [buconfused]

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 21:25

As long as he doesn't need a hairdryer to blast the fanny dandruff off....

littlemissbunny · 31/03/2013 21:25

I don't have fanjdruff thank you very much

wonders if there is a gap in the market for a special shampoo

PacificDogwood · 31/03/2013 21:25

Shock @ origin of 'pussycat, pussycat'

Grin
slatternlymother · 31/03/2013 21:25

I don't understand, how would you get fanny dandruff? I didn't even know that could happen?

WildThong · 31/03/2013 21:27

I googled! Why oh why did I have to do it.
Only affect poor women apparently, Hmm
Queen Anne had no excuse then!

PacificDogwood · 31/03/2013 21:27

Maybe fandruff sufferes need to go 'no poo'?