To think I just met the worlds scummiest family!

[lunar1]

Just back from soft play hell. Ds1 was in the bit for older children playing happily, I was in the under 3's bit with ds2 who is 20 months.

A couple get in with their little girl who must have been about 1. After about 5 mins she was sick a large Amount of food. I picked up ds2 and brought him out while I thought they would sort out their dd, they took a baby wipe and cleaned her face and a second wipe to the floor. Then carried on playing. The floor and baby still has sick on them and they had her crawling all over the place.

I just sat there in disbelief and obviously with a huge wedgy from my judgey pants being hiked so high. Obviously I told one of the staff and we then all had to leave, much to the disgust of ds1.

Please tell me this is the worst it gets, there can't be scummier people than that out there!

[ots]

My local soft play has a Facebook page, and they announced on there last week that they would be closed for the morning for their annual clean.

DS has been there 4 times, and has been ill after each time!

[ots]

Also, at work once, I came out of a toilet cubicle to find a colleague furiously scrubbing the sole of her shoe with a nail brush (chemical factory... Very important to scrub nails before eating etc). When she saw me looking she shrugged and said "disgusting all the dog poo outside". Then she left the toilets, leaving the nail brush on the side of the sink

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

I had a friend whose sister worked in an undercover capacity from time to time.

One evening her and her colleagues were waiting in a dark car park behind a pub in a few cars.

A man cycled into the car park stopped and proceeded to have a large crap. Once that was finished they were surprised to find that he didn't pull up his trousers, but instead proceeded to masturbate over his own sh*te.

They radio'd each other and apparently all switched their headlights on him. He ran off and left his bike, trying to pull his trousers up.

[Cantbelieveitsnotbutter]

Is that why dog poo always used to be white???!!!!

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

Hope not, cant....

I'd like to add the people or person who used to take they dog for a walk behind our old Army estate, bag up the dogshit, walk past the bin and instead hang the bags in the tree like some sort of Blair Witch shitbag tribute.

[pigletmania]

That is grim, blissfully unaware. In fact it's all grim, some expletive have no manners. Hygeine

[pigletmania]

Ewwwww wally, that man has a severe mental health roblem