To wonder where everyone has gone?

[Hullygully]

I pop on, stroll down active, and don't know any of the names

It won't do.

Where are all the people I know?

Have they been culled?

Moldies XII?

Or to Aldi...

Ah, rookie mistake.

I didn't mean tescos, oh no no no.

Everyone chip in 50p, we will go to lidl and send the shopping out with fells DH on his next swanky business trip.

fell in order to make up for it, I would suggest the next time your DH goes off on a little work jolly, he swaps places with the shoe shiner

The poor shoe shiner can have the swanky hotel. Your DH can go and clean shoes for pennies, just so he can truly understand how terrible it is to laugh at the poor shoeless man

I've never been to Lidl or Aldi.

Is one better than the other in terms of righteousness?

I don't know.

They had better go and shine some bloody shoes to find the 50p then

Or turn the heating off to save money.

This is a poor shoe shiner you know. It's vair important. Vair.

It's very wrong not to help. I am offended.

I bet he shines them himself. Just to save a few euros.

And pretends they are new shoes when really they are 34 layers of shoe polish and glue.

I'm here,sort of....

it's FriggFRIGG,I'm wearing my Easter disguise

The spoon thing was all a pretence? I fell for it! I wanted you to get your spoon back.

Passes Maryz more

Friggy darling

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?????

Humph.

3 facts about me that should have me shunned from Mnet

1. I wear shorts with tights even though I am 34
2. I have tattoos one is in the tramp stamp region
3. Another is a massive one that says England Forever

The Po would have me as a racist BNP Chavvy bastard and flamed to a crisp within 3.6 seconds

And yet I am still here

Oommmmmm

1. Zombie (at the tender age of 60.11 years) finally has the legs to wear shorts with tights. Tick.

1. Zombie only has one tattoo. It's a boring and very faded rose on her left shoulderblade.

1. England is Zombie's home. Tick.

It's got the Rugger Rose on it too Maryz

Ahem, I believe it may have been in the run up to winning a world up

Cup

Is it just me or has everyone lost the ability to type today?