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to be all hot and bothered over Chris Hemsworth?

113 replies

WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 17:32

Just that really.

Watched Thor last night (bit late to the party, I know) after watching Avengers Assesmble and wanting to get the backstory (still have Iron Man 1 & 2 and Captain America to watch yet) and am today unable to get the man out of my head!

Feel like a right old perv - anyone else think he's sex on a stick?

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WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 19:20

And he shares DP's birthday! Something in the water methinks.

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MrsBertMacklin · 25/03/2013 19:21

5'8 sounds right. RDJ is definitely in the 5'7/5'8 region and he's the same height as him in photos.

I'm going to clear my search history now. Blush

WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 19:23

So are we saying that the Avengers are all short-arses? I might have to watch it again for 'research purposes' Wink

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MrsBertMacklin · 25/03/2013 19:24

YouTheCat Shane Black's an amazing screenwriter. I have very high hopes for IM3.

Have you got Watchmen in your DVD collection?

WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 19:26

I've seen Watchmen. I even read the graphic novel and was 'whaaaaa'? Made a really visual film and I enjoyed it muchly.

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Tee2072 · 25/03/2013 19:29

Well Chris Hemsworth is 6'3", Chris Evans is 6'0.5".

The rest are under 6 feet.

I'm only 5'2". So I'm good with any of them. Grin

::thinks of being the filling in a Jeremy and Mark sandwich::

I'll be in my bunk....

YouTheCat · 25/03/2013 19:31

I have Watchmen. It is brilliant. Grin

WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 19:33

Chris Evans is 6'5"? Wowza! Probably asking a stupid question, but does anyone know how they made him look so short and weedy at the beginning of Captain America? Was it a case of literally superimposing his head onto someone elses body?

Renner and Hemsworth sandwich this end. Feels lightheaded...

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PersonalClown · 25/03/2013 19:35

It's official. Chris Hemsworth is mine as I stand a glorious 6 ft and he won't be fussed if I wear 4 inch heels!

Tee2072 · 25/03/2013 19:35

No, sorry, 6 feet 1/2 inch. I knew that wasn't clear!

It was CGI, like how they did the Hobbits.

Nancy66 · 25/03/2013 19:42

Whenever I see a very over-pumped body I think: tiny todger.

YouTheCat · 25/03/2013 19:49

I don't think that is always the case though.

Arnie is supposed to be rather blessed. Grin

WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 19:49

Tee, ah, that would explain Captain America's oversize, hairy feet then Grin

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WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 19:50

Youthecat - you've essentially ruined this thread by mentioning Arnie Sad

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Tee2072 · 25/03/2013 19:51

Yeah, the Super Soldier Serum took care of the feet. Grin

And it's only tiny todger time if they use steroids to beef up. I have no idea if that's what Chris and Chris did or if they just worked out a lot. I know Chris H put on about 30 pounds of muscle to play Thor in the movie of the same name.

YouTheCat · 25/03/2013 19:53

Aw Sad

But I like Arnie.

WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 19:55

Grin@'tiny todger time'. Line of the night!

30lb of muscle - drools...

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Tee2072 · 25/03/2013 19:57

I was fairly pleased with that line myself. Grin

carlajean · 25/03/2013 20:07

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is excellent! Loved Iron Man I but number II was absolute pants IMO and have no great hope for IM III. Best RDJ clip is this

WyrdMother · 25/03/2013 20:26

Tee2072!!!!! Jayne Cobb.

Another appropriate quote considering I'm undecided between Bruce Banner, Hawkeye and Iron Man "I just get excitable as to choice - like to have my options open."

Of course he was talking about grenades...

WorriedMummy73 · 25/03/2013 20:28

Carlajean - I had completely forgotten about that Elton John video! How lush is RDJ in that?

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prettypleasewithsugarontop · 25/03/2013 20:31

Grin him and his brothers...there are 3 of them!!!....ooooooft Grin

MrsBertMacklin · 25/03/2013 20:31

YouTheCat has killed my ladyboner by mentioning Arnie, too.

Tee2072 · 25/03/2013 20:34

See, it's not so much Jeremy Renner and Mark Ruffalo.

It's Hawkeye and Dr Bruce Banner.

I've recently seen Bourne whatsis with Jeremy and nothing could save that movie, not even my beloved Hawkeye.

So, perhaps the Hawkeye/Banner sandwich is what's really driving me to my bunk.

And Grin WyrdMother. ::geek fist bump::

SinisterBuggyMonth · 25/03/2013 20:36

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