AIBU to laugh at these pics of Gwyneth P's kid eating... CRISPS

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Yup, it's the DM.

Post her lecture on carbs, it does amuse me to see that her kids don't actually live in a rarefied, joyless, carb-less world.

SPace raiders? Are they the 10p crisps?
I would love it if that were the case.

I like the way that they've clearly done a raid on the corner shop, and just bought load of snackettes.

In fact, can a Twiglet be classified as a crisp. I would have it as Bar Snack. Hard, unpleasant and strangely unsatisfying. Likely to be leftover at the end of the night.

The thing about Gwynny is she just seems to have no empathy. A total lack of understanding of how normal people might feel.

Whether she's chuntering on about this year's fad diet, or recommending a $400 t-shirt as a wardrobe basic, she just doesn't get it.

BUT IT ISN'T A BOY THEREFORE IT IS NOT GP'S SON!!!!!!

ER, no. It's their daughter, Apple.

Space Raiders are 20p now

I retract that anyway now - after zooming in I think they are indeed twiglets.

But she has never been just a normal person has she?

A quick trawl through wiki: She was born in Los Angeles, California to actress Blythe Danner and the late film producer/director Bruce Paltrow - hardly a 'normal' upbringing at all. She was raised in Santa Monica, where she attended Crossroads School (private) , before enrolling in The Spence School, a private girls' school in New York City

Space Raiders are 20p? Shock.
I don't know, I don't buy them. Preen Preen Preen.

I'm not actually a massive crisp fan though I'd never turn down a NikNak.
I like my carbs sweeeet.

...and Steven Speilberg was her godfather

Can you tell that I don't like her?

Are they Chris and Gwyneth's kids or the kids of the woman he is with?

I do hope it's them, and that chris is giving them the odd bit of junk on the side. .

HaveAGo - I thought you were defending her!
It'd true that she's never been than normal, but given that she is trying to flog cookbooks, a blog and films to the plebian masses, she'd be better off showing some empathy, no? And if she doesn't actually identify with normal people, surely she could jsut act like she does? But no.

I have been waiting for this pic with baited breath since I read about her new book.

Bahahhahahahaha and specific hunger my arse!

I don't even care if it's not her kids, I'm going to believe it is.

Looks like they've eliminated their elimination diet

I'm going to believe it-he looks sheepish!

Love the David Beckham/Harper pics,only time that kid ever looks like a kid and not a doll is when she's with her dad.So obvious not the same person who picks her clothes on those days.

Bit like the days dp does dd's hair but on a designer level.

Bet it drives VB bonkers!

He does look sheepish kazoo. Normally he looks like he wants to deck the paps, but this time he's all 'can you photoshop out my giant bag of M&M's before her indoors hits me with the giant sack of keen-wa

Ooooooh, I really want a packet of Hula Hoops - dam this thread.

Mmmmmm, sucking them on the roof of my mouth till the saltiness disappears. Then squishing them against my tongue...

Are they crisps? - it's hard to tell. they could well be something healthy - baked fennel twigs or something. (obviously Chris is eating M&Ms but presumably eats whatever he likes and if Gwyneth doesn't like it he threatens to sing at her).

Actually (and I hate to say it because Gwynnie is beyond irritating) they all look like nice ordinary kids having a family day out and shovelling a few crisps healthy snacks as kids will every so often. And that's quite refreshing given how many slebs dress their girls in uncomfortable impractical sparkly designer shit.

To be honest I doubt she cares, what with having just had a miscarriage and losing her third child and almost dying herself.

But no please carry on with the bitching, she's a celebrity and therefore isn't a human being with feelings at all.

Actually, she is currently trying to flog us all a book, based on her declarations of what she does and doesn't feed her child shannonnoah. I would say comment on the apparent hypocrisy follows.

hahaha watch out for a thread a later titled:
AIBU to put my dh in the doghouse because he gave my dcs crisps

And you do realise the miscarriage was 5 years ago?

ooh, good point, KurriKurri - they're all dressed in nice, normal clothes, aren't they? It looks like they could run/jump/splash etc without getting told off.

Also, I LOVE the fact that the dog is filthy!

Do any of us achieve every single of our parenting goals? Isn't it possible that they are allowed occasional treats, as anyone following a sensible eating plan would?

DoJo No, I certainly don't achieve all my parenting goals, but then I'm not harping on about the virtues of this and that and proclaiming myself to be so perfect it's a problem for me.
You have to walk the walk if you talk the talk, which is why I choose not to talk the talk