to wonder how you stop visitors from pooing in your toilet?

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On obsessive compulsive cleaners a woman says she bans visitors from pooing - I mean does she ask them first and send them home if they need a shit?!

Or does she slip them imodium as they walk in?

No toilet roll on the holder

I was wondering that too, Giraffes!

Tell them the toilet is broken.

My Granny knew the otter lady!

Escort them in and then supervise?

I just say no poos please! in a jokey voice followed by no, seriously, no poo. Well, I used to. I have two loos now so visitors can do whatever they want in the downstairs one. To be fair on me though I also have OCD and if anyone is in my house they know this anyway and its like water off a ducks back to them. Fun fun.

I am watching that programme giraffes. I love to spend my Wednesday evenings watching folk pick up dog poo in the park.

Her hee. I'd like anyone to try that with IBS dh or stomach cramps mum.

I'd just stop visiting anyone so anal to pardon the pun.

Ow bizarre!

Once, when I was selling our old flat, my MlL helped me with showing viewers round (open viewing). She disappeared into the loo literally 5mins before the 2pm start and did the stinkiest shit I have ever smelled - only she didn't ask where the air freshener was or tell me it was needed.

Of course the doorbell rang at 2pm on the dot and I was confronted with a viewer - MIL left me to do the showing round. Both myself and the poor guy gagged when entering the bathroom. I was absolutely mortified.

To this day, can't believe he bought the flat and even paid £10k over the asking price!!!

remove the bog roll and you run the risk of visitors using the hand towel for a crafty wipe.

Nobody would actually be disgusting enough to do that surely compo

I attended a talk given by the otter lady and her late otter, Bee, about 30 years ago. She was wonderful, and I have loved otters ever since. No idea about the poo, sorry.

Stunt girl, I worked inan office where someone was doing that. An email went roundabout?!!

*Round about it

Cashmere, my Granny used to take us for walks near to the otter lady's house when I was younger, and I remember seeing her otter,Bee.

What a lovely thing to see in a lovely part of the world, Land

Does she duct tape their bum on arrival?

Cling film the toilet? Unfortunately the pee would bounce everywhere.
Perhaps something porus would be better.

Mind you I had an OCD "friend"
who would hover as you drank your cuppa so it could be whisked away to be washed
I once used the lavvy to be met by havering pal with gloves on and bleach bottle in hand

Put a polite notice up?

Erm if I had a poo and there was no bog roll and the host had refused to provide one, I think I would have little choice stunt unless their sink could be used as a makeshift bidet.

You could pierce holes in the cling film so the wee could get through it, then you could parcel up the poo in the cling film, then encapsulate it with a laminating pouch or a food dehydrator. If you had a supply of handy address labels printed you could post it back to the culprit.

I always have a pocket full of tissues.

This, pocket. Or ask your friend for some tissues?!

I hope I don't have any friends like you compo you vile little thing! Tell me, would you leave the shitty towel for your friend to find too?