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smoke from the Vatican

81 replies

dingit · 12/03/2013 18:37

surely he needs to take things into the 21st century, and tweet the news? Wink

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LRDtheFeministDragon · 12/03/2013 20:37

Oh, yes, goes without saying lizzie!

I think I love your student.

ComposHat · 12/03/2013 20:44

breaking news: a young boy has accidently got locked in the conclave. There are significant concerns about his safety.

Welovegrapes · 12/03/2013 20:46

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TheDeliciousKnid · 12/03/2013 20:47

Me for pope! Meeee, meeeeee, meeeeeee!

TheDeliciousKnid · 12/03/2013 20:48

I am married to a catholic. Does that mean I qualify?

Annunziata · 12/03/2013 20:52

Isn't it so exciting? I'd so love to be in the square this week.

LizzieVereker · 12/03/2013 21:17

I love him LRD he's really bright and funny, but he really thinks he's stupid Sad.

He also lives with 4 older sisters, and is always the first student to stand up for equality, and even tells the girls off for putting up with disrespect from others! I would be proud of him if he was my son.

Anyway, back to the Conclave...

LRDtheFeministDragon · 12/03/2013 21:20

Oh, poor lad, that's rotten.

He sounds a great lad and I hope he soon stops feeling he's stupid - having a teacher who believes in him must go a long way.

But yes, back to the conclave ...

Magimedi · 12/03/2013 23:50

But yes, back to the conclave ...

Do we have to?

A load of men?

Not one woman in the decision.

Dear Lord (& I am not being ironic) what the fuck century do we live in?

With apologies to any devout Catholic who is reading this , but the whole thing really raises my blood pressure.

A load of celibate (ha!) men sitting somewhere & putting out smoke to decide who will, sadly, have a great influence over many peoples' lives & decisions over how may children they might have & protection against HIV?

Sometimes I think I should just give up the fight ..... but I won't.

WorraLiberty · 12/03/2013 23:53

I read the thread title and thought...oh just close your fucking window and stop complaining Grin

Magimedi · 12/03/2013 23:54

I read the thread title and thought...oh just close your fucking window and stop complaining

Or stop up the chimney.

ComposHat · 12/03/2013 23:57

to the conclave

Isn't that what Batman used to say to Robin when they had some crime fighting to do?

' why pondering pontiffs Batman'

BOF · 12/03/2013 23:58

Dougal for Pope!

TapirBackRider · 13/03/2013 03:18

Dougal for Pope is 1000/1 on paddypower!

ripsishere · 13/03/2013 03:24

I don't really care since it doesn't affect me. DH is a bit interested and DD has her eye on a man from Africa.
She is such a shallow catholic, she thinks he'll look good in the robes. I wish I was joking.

alwayslateforwork · 13/03/2013 03:43

We asked dd1 what they were being told at school (catholic school). She said 'they put on the daily news 'pope resigned', that was all'. Presumably at some point in the next week they will put 'new pope'. The 'daily news' is stuff they write on the board, like 'canteen shut' or 'basketball team meet at 5pm'.

In my naïveté I had assumed they might make something of a bigger deal of it... (I mean, they did have a spiritual retreat for the grade 8's last week...)

I am proper rolling at jojo. How cool would that be? It would be like a pg test 'is that a pink line? Paul, paul, do you think that line's pink? Can you see pink?' Here, Jeff, it's your turn. D we want Jeff to be the pope? Eyes heavenward, suck teeth. Is that white/ grey? Or black/ grey?

I'm almost disappointed that isn't what happens. Referee, have a word. We want proper spiritual intervention here.

Everyone here is rooting for the Canadian, on the grounds that he spent some time in Latin America once.

His village is apparently in consultation as to how they can maximize the tourist dollar if he's the next one up. At the moment they don't have a single cafe, pub, or restaurant, and only one tiny shop. It's a very small place. The house he was born in was demolished ages ago, and apparently the ice rink where he played hockey with religious devotion (I shit you not) also no longer exists.

They are concerned for the boredom level of potential pilgrims.

I quite fancy an ice hockey playing pope though. Grin

complexnumber · 13/03/2013 03:49

How about Popeye?

TheDeliciousKnid · 13/03/2013 08:49

Pope Popeye has got a certain ring to it. I like it.

OK, that's settled then.

Flobbadobs · 13/03/2013 09:29

Who says the Vatican isn't inthe 21st acantury? They're tweeting the results as they come out!
There's also a website called adopt a cardinal where they allocate youa Cardinal to pray for Grin
I think it's fascinating. And I really hope they choose Peter Turkson, just to wind the end of the world conspiracy theorists up (apparently the last Pope before Armaggedon will be called Peter)..

Flobbadobs · 13/03/2013 09:29

21st Century. Need more coffee and new fingers please..

scaevola · 13/03/2013 18:12

Habemus Papam!

cory · 13/03/2013 18:13

Who?

OhYouBadBadKitten · 13/03/2013 18:13

:)

scaevola · 13/03/2013 18:15

Dunno - he hasn't appeared yet. Just white smoke (hope it's not an error with the dye).

Welovegrapes · 13/03/2013 18:23

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