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Would anyone actually put this on their child?

88 replies

HerrenaHarridan · 26/02/2013 23:22

all daddy wanted was a blow job

Shock

I'm fairly unshockable, but on this words fail me

Can anyone persuade me there's a funny side?

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WorraLiberty · 27/02/2013 10:18

They're vile and tacky

Sadly they're not new and have been around for years.

waitingtobeamummy · 27/02/2013 10:22

I know someone who bought it or had it bought for her ds. She sent a photo if him wearing it as a thank you card (she was my boss)
Her and her husband are intelligent people, I don't know how they thought it was funny or the right thing to send to a group of mostly aging women!
It's horrible and Just seems to me like a "your dad didn't want you" sign.

EeyoresGloomyPlace · 27/02/2013 10:25

Horrible, tacky, inappropriate, just wrong.

I saw these in a shop a couple of years ago and was appalled. Unfortunately it was the sort of shop pushing the 'aim to shock' line and there was no point in my complaining as just about everything in there was offensive in one way or another so I just left sharpish.

Why would anyone put this on their baby?

MiaowTheCat · 27/02/2013 10:34

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DesiderataHollow · 27/02/2013 10:38

Miaow, really ? You can't see the difference between making yourself the butt of a joke, and declaring your child an unwanted mistake?

DonderandBlitzen · 27/02/2013 10:38

Vile.

VictorTango · 27/02/2013 10:39

Can you imagine being as adult and coming across a photo of yourself wearing this

Ridersofthestorm · 27/02/2013 10:53

Awful!

FriendlyLadybird · 27/02/2013 11:10

That's just horrible. I thought the Vegas one was quite funny, though I wouldn't buy one myself.

TheCatIsUpTheDuff · 27/02/2013 11:26

I think it's quite funny. I wouldn't buy it, but if somebody gave it to me I'd put it on the baby as an underneath layer.

SneezySnatcher · 27/02/2013 11:34

Grim. I've also seen the '50 Shades Baby' ones with handcuffs on them .

A friend of mine is very proud of the fact that she conceived immediately after her wedfing and got a 'Honeymoon Baby' vest for her DC. That's bad enough IMO!

Fakebook · 27/02/2013 11:43

Yes I would. The day hell freezes over and pigs start flying across the sky.

Cheap, tacky, tasteless, crude, stupid, vile and WRONG are a few words that come to mind when I look at those astrocities.

willyoulistentome · 27/02/2013 11:45

Revolting.

vamosbebe · 27/02/2013 11:52

I've also seen, 'Mummy only asked for a backrub' babygros, too.
Tasteless.
I must admit I bought a 'Alcatraz reject: too cute' babgro for ds Grin so I, too, can be tacky!

Sugarice · 27/02/2013 11:57

Messages like that on baby/childrens' clothing are totally inappropriate.

VisualiseAHorse · 27/02/2013 12:05

Gross.

I don't want the word 'blow-job' anywhere near my child.

VisualiseAHorse · 27/02/2013 12:06

I really hate the "Are you my Daddy?" ones.

GregBishopsBottomBitch · 27/02/2013 12:07

I could only imagine, i might be wrong, only chavs would put things like that on their kids, i certainly wouldnt.

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 27/02/2013 12:09

I think it's vile and can't imagine anyone with half a brain putting it on their child.

Why.....just why???

midastouch · 27/02/2013 13:34

Shock ..

MiaowTheCat · 27/02/2013 14:53

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SashaSashays · 27/02/2013 14:53

Keatsie I'm going to take that as you being nice, I think it might be sarcasm but I'm going to pretend the bitches of AIBU do not exist, so.. Thank You, I'm sure you're lovely too, and we are very happy some of the time.

OkayHazel · 27/02/2013 15:47

I'm pretty sure it's a joke present and no one actually puts it on their baby.

But then again I have seen Jeremy Kyle, so I might stand corrected.

WhoPaintedTheLion · 27/02/2013 15:57

Distasteful. And shameless.

Chiggers · 27/02/2013 16:08

Maybe the catch is that the Daddy got more than he bargained for on the night of conception. At least that's how I read it.

Meh, I'm not going to get het up or offended over it. More important things to worry about in life and all that......