to assert that decent people FOLD, and if you SCRUNCH you are a shit-fingered mingstinger?

[Greensleeves]

Seriously. Don't scrunch. Eeuw.

Scrunch what? Curly hair, definitely.

I can't believe this campaign is real

Grim,grim,grim

And YABU of course you fold

Cannot get my head round this being a topic of conversation or an advert

Oh hell. I used to fold and now I scrunch, it's easier and I'm lazy

What's the problem?

Oh. What advert?

Scrunch what?

huh?

I fold it around my hand then scrunch! Where do I fit in?

YANBU.

Ad I think the whole thing is genius marketing.

I'm guessing we're talking bog roll.

Toilet roll?

Think it's a horrible ad. But am a scruncher, in a minority in this house of 4. they are all wrong

Yes I noticed it on the pack. It is a pretty pointless thing - does anyone really care how other people wipe their bums?

Wrap it around the toilet brush and scrub?

I asked around and work and it seemed to be the blokes that scrunched and the ladies that folded.

I didn't know scrunching was a thing... just... eiw

I'm a shit fingered mingstinger then (whatever that may be...)

Scrunching I can't imagine. You might get a thin bit just where you need a thick bit.

And as for winding round your hand... Does your loo block often?

Freaks.

Oh and while I'm here, if you fold anywhere but along the perforations, you are Wrong.

shit-fingered = shit on yer fingers

mingstinger = run the risk of transferring said shoite to your minge

scrunchers beware!!

You want to make origami swans while you're about it?

Lovely thread title!!!

yes totally agree. i didn't know scrunching existed until a few years ago when a friend drunkenly asked

yes that ad is awful.

I don't understand the scrunching, is it a learnt behaviour or on a par with tongue rolling and innate?

YY to the thin bit in scrunching, no one wants a cheeky finger surprise!

Sadly I do not fold along the perforations, sorry Horatia

agree horatio

People scrunch? Like how exactly? I have not seen this advert.