to assert that decent people FOLD, and if you SCRUNCH you are a shit-fingered mingstinger?

[Greensleeves]

Seriously. Don't scrunch. Eeuw.

How do you really feel Fellatio?

Can you imagine the research that they had to do in order to find out an alternative way to folding? I never thought they were different techniques. Did someone from their marketing department overshared? Or did they come to MN to check what poo trolls think?

Bloody hell, are we judging each other on how we wipe our arses now?!
What next... how do you insert your tampon?

Got up this morning to find my teenage DS had neglected to flush after a late-night toilet experience. To my horror I find that he is a wasteful scruncher! Although I shouldn't be surprised as he has always been awkward - he's left-handed for a start.

The advert is disgusting!! I do not want to know!! Yuck!!!

We are discussing 2 very basic choices. When you tear into the loo bursting, imagine being faced with these dilemmas.

My last post should have said cack handed. Not back handed. That is nonsense, obviously. Where as cack handed is right, both metaphorically and literally.

I know this is a light hearted thread. So why does the impertinence of a stranger on the internet telling me how to perform my own bodily functions make me so un feasibly angry? I suppose if it was there own -un-amusing thought but it's the sad manipulation by an advertising company that really winds me up. Just fuck off and stop talking about it all of you. It really is beneath you.

I know this is a light hearted thread. So why does the impertinence of a stranger on the internet telling me how to perform my own bodily functions make me so un feasibly angry? I suppose if it was there own -un-amusing thought but it's the sad manipulation by an advertising company that really winds me up. Just fuck off and stop talking about it all of you. It really is beneath you.

Oh I can't do strikethroughs. Bollocks.

Oh I can't do strikethroughs. Bollocks.

Woah there, dreamofwhitehorses It is a light-hearted thread yes, and yet you felt the need to post on it to tell us all to fuck off? How very lovely.

Either you have deep-seated (arf) issues re toileting, or you're very angry about something. Is everything ok?

pmsl at you dreaming

epic fail there

Well precisely Ilovexmas, is nothing private anymore?

Obviously not, I daren't even look at the tmi thread...

Who is the genius who thought it would be a good idea to get the nation talking about how exactly they wipe the shit off their arse? I don't get it.

I use the daily mail...

That's no good skull. You'll end up with more shit than you started with.

I don't do anything as vulgar as poo.

They didn't even take into account the weirdos like my exh who wrap it around their hand to make a kind of mitten.

I once asked him how the fuck he managed to use so much loo roll just going for a shit and was totally gobsmacked when he told me his technique.

Would that be called a shitten Freakoid?

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