To be a bit eeeeeew and Tunbridges Wells about Kevin Bacon and Vajazzles before the watershed

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I'm fairly eeeeew after watershed too, but at least I'm less likely to be around food.

Quite high on list of mental images I don't want is one of Kevin Bacon with sparkly nether regions.

He lost money in that ponzi scheme run by Bernie Madoff. V sad.

Scone we have good taste.

Indeed

Thank you, Sparkling, that pic is a real treat. Yummy!

My pleasure Bimble. They don't know what they are missing. I loved him in Picture Perfect with Jennifer Aniston even thought the film itself isn't great.

'Did he tuck his willy between his legs like the bloke of Silence of the Lambs and have it done?'

That's the image I'll have in my head from now on whenever I see Kevin Bacon

FFS! Narked That image is now seared across my eyeballs

I am not even going to think about that image.

Kevin Bacon talking about vagazzle's before the watershed is still far less damaging to me than watching Gail from Corrie suggest to Lewis that they go upstairs and get down to it, all the while batting those eyelashes like some kind of rampant tortoise on heat.

There's just not enough mind bleach in the world for that one.

lobsters Damn right!

Nonono to Gail platt.

He rocks the jedward hairdo though

Wonder if platt has a vajazzle?

Kev is brilliant in the Following and he can do what he likes with my everything everywhere too lol!

Pickled.

I have reported your post.

I think that is the most hideously offensive thing EVER EVER written on Mumsnet EVER!

Yay! I made myself sick too if its any consolation!

It'll make watching Apollo 13 more interesting.

Yay some more Bacon fans are emerging.

I LOVE KB! I think the adverts are brill

You are all bu

YABVU -I love him, he makes my bits go a bit funny, is a legitimate hollywood star, very talented, him and the wife (who is also v talented and bloomin gorgeous) are generally v low key and not at the opening of the envelope. Makes a changefrom all the 'reality' stars.

OOh I think we need a 'Bacon Quiche'.

I love KB in that episode of Will and Grace where they do the Footloose dance.

If I win the lottery and KB still needs the money, I shall pay him handsomely to come and do that dance with me.

Love that too Fake.

Vajazzle - no.
But when he says it's totes amazeballs, I do laugh.
We ladies of a certain age are fondly disposed towards the Bacon.