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To be a bit eeeeeew and Tunbridges Wells about Kevin Bacon and Vajazzles before the watershed

51 replies

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/02/2013 17:15

I'm fairly eeeeew after watershed too, but at least I'm less likely to be around food.

Quite high on list of mental images I don't want is one of Kevin Bacon with sparkly nether regions.

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PickledInAPearTree · 14/02/2013 17:20

I am for fortunate to have missed that visual treat. Surely though he had a penazzle?

Did he tuck his willy between his legs like the bloke of Silence of the Lambs and have it done?

Aw. Boak.

SummerRainIsADistantMemory · 14/02/2013 17:22

Jesus..... On what channel were you visually brutalised by that particular image? Shock

gordyslovesheep · 14/02/2013 17:23

it's NOT an image - it's an advert in which he says the word 'Vjazzle' I think YABU

PickledInAPearTree · 14/02/2013 17:24

An advert? What the devil for?

ILoveTIFFANY · 14/02/2013 17:25

Gordy I agree with ya!

WorraLiberty · 14/02/2013 17:30

Never mind Vajazzle

If I hear him say 'moble' one more fucking time I'm going to mentally kick him in the bollocks.

SummerRainIsADistantMemory · 14/02/2013 17:35

Icky... Kevin bacon should never be associated with vaginas in any way

Pancakeflipper · 14/02/2013 17:43

. Kevin, you surely don't need the money from such knobby adverts? Are things that bad?

TidyDancer · 14/02/2013 17:46

Are you kidding?! It's an advert, it's not like he whipped out the one eyed snake for all to see in the middle of Emmerdale or something, is it?

YABU.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/02/2013 17:52

Yes, but my brain is screaming he is shiny enough already, there should be no more sparkles, especially not there.

Also, as has correctly been stated, it would be a pejazzle. I don't mental images of a haemophrodite Bacon either.

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HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/02/2013 17:53

I don't *want
Sorry

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Bogeyface · 14/02/2013 17:54

There are far worse things than that. Sex in the Simpsons for start.

Sparklingbrook · 14/02/2013 17:55

Kevin Bacon can look at my Everything Everywhere any time he likes. Grin I love the adverts. Blush

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/02/2013 18:00

Yes, but Homer doesn't appear suddenly in my peripheral and allude to his sparkly yellow wanger.

Unless I've missed an episode.

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HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/02/2013 18:03

Sparkling...I'm disappointed in you young lady Grin you are being corrupted by his suggestions of shininess.

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Sparklingbrook · 14/02/2013 18:07

Sorry Hot. Grin

RubberBullets · 14/02/2013 18:08

I agree that the worst thing about those adverts is the word mobile. You would think that if they managed to get him to say that rather than cell, they would be able to tell him he's saying it wrong. It's mobile, not moble Angry

Sparklingbrook · 14/02/2013 18:20

Isn't that how Americans say 'mobile' though? Poor Kevin. I am the only one who appreciates him. Have none of you seen the fantastic film 'Tremors'? Grin

PickledInAPearTree · 14/02/2013 18:22

I've just placed them. He bugs me.

Piss off Kevin.

PickledInAPearTree · 14/02/2013 18:23

Less competition sparkling!

Bimblepops · 14/02/2013 18:36

I appreciate him too, Sparkling, a lot. He's luffly.

fuzzypicklehead · 14/02/2013 18:39

It's supposed to be annoying--thus it made me laugh.

Sparklingbrook · 14/02/2013 18:41

Bimble This is just for you and me to look at. Not the Bacon haterz.

minibmw2010 · 14/02/2013 18:42

I read last year that he and his wife lost Millions (over £10 I think) in bad property deals so I guess he did need the money Sad

SconeInSixtySeconds · 14/02/2013 18:44

I look forward to the Kevin Bacon ads. He is a) luffly and b)funny and oh so rarely for a legitimate star c)self deprecating

I would have penazled or not. I've liked many a stupider person....