To want to punch this grannie in the face

[debbie1412]

We go to a stay and play every Thursday morning, usual thing toys for 90 mins then a few songs with instruments to finish the session. Every single wk this boy a year older than my son dives in the box and pulls out the 1 accordion. My son every wk wants ago on this instrument, the boy claims it. Then drops it to run off and play else where. His nan knows how much my son wants ago on it but she holds it out of reach from my son. It's so cruel his little lip drops. I would never let my child hog a toy wk in and out. Makes my blood boil !

YABU.
It's granny

Honey
Quint, he brought pears and a pineapple. The pineapple wasn't ripe though so that was one big waste ofvtime.

Well, pears are much more fun than pineapples!

The granny is silky??

How does she manage that then?

I wannabe a silky granny!

I'm only a plain old granny.

Snot fair.

If she us silky that punch is going to slide straight off. No affect whatsoever

Effect

X-post wiv reallycheeky

Great minds. Great minds.

ResolutelyCheeky even.

So Op, do you feel better yet?

She won't feel better till she has actually Punched The Granny.

It's a bit like Jumping The Shark.

I think we've solved it. Plenty of options available.
Aggression is never a good way to go. Do they have a peace pipe in the toy box? Should do, most librarys have them these days.

I've got a Peace Pipe

Nooo, you poke the shark in the eye whilst distracting him with the clarinet!

What's this about a ball boy?

Why not poke the shark with the clarinet?

Stuff the peace pipe.

OP should go out and buy some tubular bells.

Nice and wanky.

"Steal the accordion and take it home. Take a photo of it in bed with you and she's not looking put the photo in her bag"

made me snort with laughter.

Shark eyes very small, beady even

Lots better thank you.... I knew I was right :-)

Peace pipe??

If they lit that up near my child I'd punch the lot of 'em in the tits.

TOBACCO KILLS don't you know.

Try an ocarina, it's the safest option.

OP should possibly book a band of Peruvian Throat Whistlers.

Good value for money I'm told.

I'd just buy him his own tambourine and be done with it. I like to take the easy way out in life.

Buy a real, fuck off big accordion off ebay and bring it in a massive handbag. When she starts dangling the toy one to taunt your son, shout "who wants that shitty little thing. Fuck that. This baby's all yours, my boy." And do a cocksucking gesture at her before helping him manhandle the beast into hideous sound.

But he doesn't want a tambourine he wants a blowy pulley warbler wotsit

Great idea salmotrutta then she could sell Peruvian rugs in the interval for pay for more accordions! Another problem solved thanks to the great people of Mumsnet