To want to punch this grannie in the face

[debbie1412]

We go to a stay and play every Thursday morning, usual thing toys for 90 mins then a few songs with instruments to finish the session. Every single wk this boy a year older than my son dives in the box and pulls out the 1 accordion. My son every wk wants ago on this instrument, the boy claims it. Then drops it to run off and play else where. His nan knows how much my son wants ago on it but she holds it out of reach from my son. It's so cruel his little lip drops. I would never let my child hog a toy wk in and out. Makes my blood boil !

[Justreadthefuckingwords]

Incorrect - you would only need your Ruth if playing the bassoon,

For an accordian you would need the Paul of your hands & the Tims of your fingers.

[PureQuintessence]

I love accordion playing tortoises.

[HoneyDragon]

I think it's lovely how much the op loves her son. There is NO FUCKING WAY I'd sit in close proximity to a toddler with an accordion - even my own spawn. I'd punch a granny in the face to get away from the accordion.

[NoelHeadbands]

Quint can you please stop hogging the tiny violin, thank you

[TuftyFinch]

Pulley blower honey. c

[BeanJuice]

you want to punch her?


ffs

[HoneyDragon]

Tufty

Are you coming on to me?

[TuftyFinch]

Quint have you got teeny, tiny fingers and teeny, tiny shoulders?
What do you call a dig with no nose?

[morethanpotatoprints]

Granny punching. I've heard it all now. Only on Mnet

[Tortington]

i say punch the bitch

[TuftyFinch]

I hope not honey that would be embarrassing. m

[PureQuintessence]

No Tufty, I am more of a black hole. (hence my new name )

Black holes have neither shoulders nor fingers. But we swirl a bit.

As for your second question, I have NO Idea.

[TuftyFinch]

You sure are swirly. Brian Cox came round for tea tonight.

[WorraLiberty]

Remind her what happened at the Chelsea game when the ball boy held on to the ball?

[PureQuintessence]

[RandallPinkFloyd]

Definitely punch her, punch her square it be throat. It's the only way these people learn.

The Ruth thing is NOT FUNNY

[TuftyFinch]

Is quite funny Randall.

[PureQuintessence]

Did he bring any apples?

[HoneyDragon]

Randell it is quite funny

[HoneyDragon]

[debbie1412]

Ha ha ha love your responses. To answer a few. The instruments only come out at end of play... It's not around for the whole session.(2) stupidly I always think this wk shel see how silky she's being and let him have a go. (3) it's not anxiety just wasn't sure if I was being unreasonable expecting her to let my son have a go. (4) obv I never kick a granny. Loving the drop kick and head butting tho :-)

[ResolutelyCheeky]

Just punch the tortoise ...slimy little bastards

[RandallPinkFloyd]

It's very plausible, people could be easily confused.

[Mrs3chins]

Isabelleringing - erm what?! Why shouldn't I post? Trying to provoke a bun fight me thinks

[ResolutelyCheeky]

A silky granny!