To wonder what other posters do that really annoy you?

[atthewelles]

For me it would probably be:

Not reading the OP properly and going off on a tangent
Pulling a thread totally OT in order to have a two way jokey conversation with someone else that goes on for pages and pages
Looking up someone's posting history and saying 'well on 5th April 2006 you said this and now you're saying that.

at SpsFanjo

Stairs s'no problem, I'm here all week year

No microwave cheese sauce, but a Lloyd Grossman pasta sauce thingy - was ok, filled a hole.

can we stop the eructaction talk now

it happened to me on this very thread ad it appens

I'm eating Tangfastics! I loves them I do

50p at Asda too

don't be sad Hully I know I am loved really, I am also delusional so I sit fairly happy, safe in the knowledge that I am truly fabulous and Queen of All Things Mumsnet.

oh good

This thread has made be happy as lots of lovely happy people are here

That is true royalty, Brian.

Speaking of puking with style, I've always admired Jason Bateman's tie flip

I have just made it my New Years resolution to stop using as it is even starting to annoy me!

I like the creepy wee brackets, myself.

me too, but it's like the time I LOL'd so much that my friends called me a fuckwit held an intervention.

I rarely LOL now.

At the height of my MS I was dealing with a nightmare client on the phone, no way I could put him on hold as he was a big payer.

I placed him on mute and wheeled my chair over to the waste bin, and vomited spectacularly. Closed the deal. Took the bin to empty out side to tumultuous applause from colleagues.

That was one of my finest hours

This is now a competitive vomming thread! I am a pukey fucker so have many tales of calling Ralph. Too many to tell on here.

I am rarely sick.

I think I have a weird phobia...!

I have made myself more ill, through trying not to be sick, than if I had just vommed the night away.

True fact.

I threw up for 2 days after a sambucca binge on time

This had moved on a pace. Is it sick anecdotes now?
I was sick in a bin on the underground. Wire mesh. Not good.

Mumsnet is broke my page is shrunken

I am terrible with puking. It just happens. Everywhere. :(

Dh did that Tufty, in the mesh based bin.
It's like vomit sieving.