To wonder what other posters do that really annoy you?

[atthewelles]

For me it would probably be:

Not reading the OP properly and going off on a tangent
Pulling a thread totally OT in order to have a two way jokey conversation with someone else that goes on for pages and pages
Looking up someone's posting history and saying 'well on 5th April 2006 you said this and now you're saying that.

I hurled my toaster in the neighbour's skip.

It was great, it went clang.

Did anyone esle watch british bake off the other night and roar with laughter at Mel saying 'cusssssstard slicccces' with whistling s's? Or is it just me. Apropos of nowt.

They are also thick words Buppy

I like my recruitment consultants in per una with frosted lippy.

No. I don't want skirts suits from M&S. I don't care what they wear. They are all eeeeevil (apart from 1 or 2 nice 'uns).

I know hills.
Don't eat the cloven hoof of Thursdays.

I am actually feeling very sad about all the lonely abandoned slow cookers, could we not fashion some kind of sculpture from them?

You could read that 2 ways hilly.

I think the word 'consultant' applied on your job title means that you are operating a bit of a swizz.

Recruitment consultant
Travel consultant
Party plan consultant
PwC consultant

People who say "why are you asking a bunch of randoms on an Internet forum", not sure where to start with that.

When there is a thread about highly suspicious/secretive behavior of a not so DP there is always one poster who says "are you sure he's not just planning a surprise for you?"

I am a consultant's consultant.

creme de la creme

Oh consultant surgeon.

I call them cuntsultants.
Always have. Always will.

I love discusting.

Its better than disgusting. It's angrier and has a screwed up face and bad shoes.

I hate the recruitment consultatns - they find my name on linked in, and then call me AT WORK (thank you switchboard ) asking me if I'm interested in a lameola job.

I had a few happy weeks when I changed my name and they couldn't get through. It was awesome.

^palate (n.)
late 14c., "roof of the mouth," from Old French palat and directly from Latin palatum "roof of the mouth," perhaps of Etruscan origin [Klein]. Popularly considered the seat of taste, hence transferred meaning "sense of taste" (late 14c.), which also was in classical Latin. Related: Palatal; palatalize.^

That there is etymology^^

I'm right aren't I, you're just joking yes? Please tell me, I may cry soon.

People on the wind up that insist it's Ruth of your mouth rather than roof .

Someone hug Randall

Randall that's good work.
Yes I was joiking.

Arf at screwed up face and bad shoes

OP -I was sorting through my DH laundry and found keys to a lock up, a bloodied hacksaw and several human fingers in his work trousers. WWYD?

AIBU poster- Why were you snooping through his pockets?

I fell a bit in love with discusted/discusting during the Thickos on Trip Advisor threads.

Do you know what really riles me about The Apprentice? Trouser suits for the wimmin. Does anyone remember Lucinda? She didn't wear trouser suits she wore all stuff that an art teacher might wear. She was great. "TROUSER SUIT = TAKE NO SHIT" Yeah you take no shit in your trouser suit from Next.

Posters that don't agree with your response saying "get off my thread" like they own Mumsnet or something!

LadyBeagle it was that or chop wood. I chose the former and now I'm cold.

Oh thank fuck for that. I'm not normally gullible honestly (although I hear they've taken that out of the dictionary anyway).

That's given me forehead winkles and everything

LOL at NoelHeadbands