To boast and not even stealthily?

[catgirl1976]

PFB DS is 14 months old

Today he stacked 8 bricks on top of the other.

That's good isn't it? Should I ring Cambridge now and let them know?

Mind you, he's not walking yet and he can't find his mouth with a spoon, but still

8 bricks.

Oh that is excellent work :) Solomon

On the downside, dh has taught ds to smack my bum for being naughty. (Tis a joke before the LTBs start). He said it once as a joke but ds thinks it is the best game ever.

So too right he should fetch me tea whenever ds demands it.

What am I doing wrong? All I get is a three-times chewed cauliflower floret shoved in my face.

This might be because I am capable of writing 'soul aim' rather than 'sole aim'

8 blocks actually is impressive you know. We have an 18 month check and the normal expectation is 5 at 18 months.

Thanks Solomon :)

DM thought it was good. Although to be fair, she has a tendency to say things like "Oh, he just said biodiversity" when he actually said "goo da da goo"

'sad Mummy? Wanna nice cuppa tea?' was my DS first full sentence. He's now 7 and still hasn't topped it. will be working on Doric columns tomorrow

"DS puts chocolate in my mouth and says 'eat mummy, eat'."

Please can I adopt him? I would like to be fed chocolate. DD2 feeds me already chewed up bagel whilst saying "mmm, yum yum!" Er, not quite DD!

All these lovely babies.

DS2 smacks me in the face with the remote control on a fairly regular basis.

Quite deliberately. He says "hiya" to make me look, and then I turn round just in time for the remote to connect with my nose. Sometimes he gets me a second time with the back swing as well.

Good motor skills though, kungfu. And logic.

My DD could sleep for Britain.

She often sleeps on in the morning.

Mind you, she's 16 :o

What a lovely thread.

It's nearly making me broody.

Yes, excelent reasoning and forward thinking kungfu

choco so, they do sleep eventually then? :)

Haha re biodiversity!! 8 bricks is stella, definitely an architect/engineer/Nobel prize winner in the making. My 15 month old loves roaring, every time he sees a lion or hears lion, rooooooar! I wonder what he'll be....

Zoologist Vijac

Possibly with Attenborough style TV career

Good one, I like that!!

Wonder if I'll get invited to any showbiz parties whoop!

DS didn't say a single word until he was 16 months.

If only I'd known to be grateful.

Oh yes, think of the awards ceremonies :)

Not to mention when gets his OBE and takes you to the palace

It baffles me why we encourage the perfect darlings to speak. Once started mine never stop and I mean never they even talk in their sleep

They were taught from a young age that Mummy needs gin tea

My ten month old grandaughter laughs uproariously when her 4 year old brother cries. Every time.

I do believe she's going to be a dentist.

We challenged DS to be quiet for a minute on Sunday. 20 seconds was the record.

DD is currently attempting to say 'Tintin' for picture, as her favourite picture in the house is a Tintin poster. It's occasionally coming out as "tee-tee".

I could build that one into "tea", couldn't I?

Mine calls booze Mummy Juice.

That sounds bad, doesn't it?

DS says "Light. Light"

Then you have to turn the light on and off while he falls about laughing.

For. Hours.