An AIBU about Nigel Havers

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AIBU to want to ride him like a Blackpool donkey?

I bet he is filth.

Too much hair.

Good God no. Just no.
And his acting skills are crap.

Ewwwwwwwwww

Holy macaroni, are you out of your mind? Smarmy Nige? I'd rather shag Dev!

fucks sake Bups, so uncouth! He walked in front of our car recently, had what looked like a shell trackie on, hope that cures you.

He needs a hair cut.

I'd shag Dev as well. Genuinely.

You're all so AGEIST.

Hey, I'm not ageist! .

My shame fuck would be Bill Nighy, he could sweet talk me into bed with that voice.

But everyone gets old! Bet I'll still be lusting after David Tennant in 2 or 3 decades.

at his pencil-like cock.

I would.

What about Carl, Buppers? Would you? Could you?

If you were Deidre (I'm sure she's snogged both Lewis and Dev - are you jealous?) would you have stayed with Ken or gone off with Mike Baldwin?

Don't forget his deflated arse Ariel. Dev???? No No No No. Now Bill Nighy is a different matter altogether....

My shame fuck off of Corrie would have to be Anger Management Gary.

Mine would be Rob

To haver is slang where I'm from for talking rubbish.
So Nigel Havers = Nigel's talking shite.

Still would though. he reminds me of Richard Madely in a good way.

That's vile, Buppers, and you know it.

My old-man crush is Stellan Skaarsgaard.

Oh, and Michael Palin.

And Peter Capaldi. Although I think he may be younger than I think he looks.

I'll have some of what Sheila's having, thankyouverymuch.

Then I might have a go with Jenna. I'm feeling experimental :)

LineRunner, No, no, no. My DD lives in Manchester and he "Gary" goes to the Uni bar and acts like no-one should notice him. He looks aghast if they ask him to pose for pics and my DD says he's a truly miserable git. She does say that that lad in Emmerdale, who was also in Waterloo Road, is not only gorgeous but lovely.

Her friends who have visited Corrie reckon the most awful person is Gail, v rude.

Also a double yuk to Steven Gerard who rushed into the posh outfitters in St Anne's Square and hid rather than sign an autograph for my grandsons. He does that thing where his neck shrinks into his body.

I would but he would have to never turn his back to me, he could pretend that I was the Queen or something, I don't want to see his puny arse, men of a certain age have that kind if bum.

Now David Haye, hmmmmmmmm I only watched a bit of the jungle and most of that was when he happened to be showering, I could hold his towel any (and every) day of the week.

I wonder if Chesney gets any action?

Peter capaldi is 54.

He'd have to swear a lot though.

And I've just learned he was John malkovich's valet in dangerous liaisons.

How many times have I seen that film? Dozens. Am thick.

I would give Peter Capaldi an omnifucking.

Dare I ask what that is?