An AIBU about Nigel Havers

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AIBU to want to ride him like a Blackpool donkey?

I bet he is filth.

Buppy you are a disgrace to the human RACE.

I would rather shag Ken Barlow.

Aaaagh. I just turned it on and Ian Beale is sobbing at That Mandy.

Plus, I have actually in real life shagged a man called Nigel.

It's a bit of a damning moment in your life when you realise you are choosing to have sex with a man called Nigel. Really.

PHWOAR I forgot about the behemoth of sex that is Ken...

I'd rather got to london zoo and shag a gorilla to be honest. He's a total arrogant, skinny twit.

I would say to him "Look, Nige, just before you drop your Farahs, do you mind if I call you Pascale?"

He used to stalk me I swear. Everywhere I went he was there. Pub, nigel havers, supermarket, him again, let a car out at the junction friendly wave from my mate nige. Other people noticed. It became a bit of a running joke

I think he must've moved on I don't see him so much these days

I used to genuinely fancy Kevin Webster (moustachioed)

YADNBU

Nigel, oh Nigel, give it to me Nigel, harder Nigel!!

Nah, doesn't have a ring to it

I reckon Nige is probably quite submissive, bet he likes a good spanking.

LOL at Michael Le Vell you scrubber, GetOrf.

Incidentally, doesn't Colin Farrell half look like Kev Webster?!

The only one i think has the whoar factor out of any of the soaps is Grant Mitchell and now, not then. He's damn gorgeous. Nigel havers is gaunt and girly, I recon he has a dick like a very used pencil or a crayon maybe.

You're sick. If it was a choice between Lewis or Gail, I'd be trying to get off with Gail. Nigel Havers makes my skin crawl. He's up there with John McCrurick and Ian Hislop.

I would again and again

LOL at "you're sick"

He's too smooth. He would slip twixt your thighs and be skidding off down the cobbles faster than you could say Roy's Rolls.

Agree with LeeCoakley on this whole heartedly. I'd add another creep to the pile here, as in our buffoon of a Mayor. Yuck, just yuck!

I am hooting with laughter at Sugarice and OldBag.

However, some people are married to a Nigel

When he was filming Dangerfield his car used to pick him up from the flat he was staying in at the same time as I walked past on my way to work. He used to say good morning to me.

I would have then if he had asked and still would now. I don't waach Corrie but maybe I should.

Eeew, remember that episode of sex in the city where Samantha was shagging that old guy and he got up and went to the bathroom and someone had let all the air out of his arse?

That would be Havers arse.

And he is short and puny.

eeeeewwwww he's sooooooo old and wrinkly yuk yuk and thrice yuk! yabu!