Just to save posters a lot of time starting threads...

[atthewelles]

I've just seen a bridezilla on benefits, in a 4x4, full of kids called Jayden, Hayden and Kayden eating Gregg's sausage rolls, parked in a P&T space while formula feeding a baby with pierced ears and smoking a benson and hedges before taking out the Daily Mail and letting the baby control cry at the top of his lungs with no regard for the people in other cars.

AIBU to find this behaviour disgraceful?

No they were only smoking Theo

The kids smoking, or the parents, SPF? Kids' fags are so expensive, but I am always thinking about ickle angle Kayden's health and get him filter tips.

BTW, Do they let their devil dog sit on the rug when they have visitors*?

*SS, Police, Benefit fraud investigators, etc.

Ooh I'm so jealous Fango I'm dying for those hotpants. My friend got her weight down to 20 stone and wore a pair on New Year's Eve. You could see everyone was dead jealous from the amazed looks she was getting.

Our Kayden smokes. Has done since he was born. Its only a after dinner treat though. He like to have a fag while sitting on our outdoor sofa

Devil dog sits on sofa with me. Hes a social smoker

I let my Kayden smoke because I'm against CC. Instead of him crying, I've trained him to light up every time he wakes up in the night. Clearing the butts out of the cot in the morning is a drag, but nothing is too good for my ickle prince. He's only set his teddy on fire twice, like.

I think that's disgraceful Oxford. You're willing to train him to smoke but not willing to teach him how to clear up his own butts?? Sorry, but you sound like a totally lazy and irresponsible parent to me.

DON'T YOU TRY TO FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY OWN CHILD, BITCH! He's a boy, doing any sort of housework will turn him gay, don't you even know that, you poncey old cow?

What a load of rubbish Oxford. I have my Wayden trained to clear all the beer cans into bin liners before the social arrive and he is NOT A BIT GAY. He's perfectly normal and beats up any kids at school who like art or have poncey names. I have no worries at all about our Wayden.

Our Jaycee-Maeii reckons she beat your Wayden up last week for nicking her makeup. Shame on him, being beaten by a girl and shame on him for nicking a 5 yr old girl's cosmetics. She had to go the whole day without any eyeliner on, ffs!

I think your Jaycee-Maeii is confusing our Wayden with Dwayden from down the road . He's definitely gay - I saw him coming out of the library the other morning, and someone told me he got a packet of crayons off Santa.