Just to save posters a lot of time starting threads...

[atthewelles]

I've just seen a bridezilla on benefits, in a 4x4, full of kids called Jayden, Hayden and Kayden eating Gregg's sausage rolls, parked in a P&T space while formula feeding a baby with pierced ears and smoking a benson and hedges before taking out the Daily Mail and letting the baby control cry at the top of his lungs with no regard for the people in other cars.

AIBU to find this behaviour disgraceful?

For crying out loud Fanjo why do you think the benefits people gave you a new state of the art washing machine??

I bet she stores the knives on the left of the cutlery drawer and all

I put the washer in the garden as an ornament. I thought that's what you do with them

No, Fanjo you put Gnomes with fishing rods in the back garden. Ask the benefits people, I'm sure they'll get you some (and maybe a little windmill as well).

Fanjo -my mum told me that the single mum on benefits who lives near her gets her Dorothy Perkins store card paid off by the government so you should be shopping there for free!

Fanjo have you got a sofa next to the washer? If not you ain't doin it rite!

Daily fail is going to have a field day with this thread, enough headlines to keep them going for a year all in one place.

There's no room for a sofa because of the rusted up car with no tyres.

Anyway you haven't got enough kids - if you have 12 kids then the Government gives you a mansion to live in with a butler and cook and sends you to Barbados on holiday -FACT

I have a sofa in the back. I'm not a bad mum so when our Kayden goes for a cog he gas somewhere to sit.

I have a debenhams store card that gets £1000 put on a month for me .

Cig, has** Sorry our Jayden jumped on my sent kfc grease everywhere

You should get the welfare to give you a decent laptop Fanjo.

I have one of those Apple ones for mt sons. One of their 5 a day

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie - yes I am afraid you do have to wash them. Spraying them with Febreze doesn't count (and that applies to the DC as well they do need to be bathed).

Whats Febreeze? Is that a dealer? I know a Febreze, he sells Es outside Home Bargains.

You have to wash the kids? They stand in the rain so figured that would do. Next time ill squirt a bit of dog shampoo on them

Aw, PurplePidjin beat me to it .

Shouldn't you be starting to get the kids' tea Fanjo. It'll take a while to open all those packets of crisps while Jayden runs down to the chippy for some chips with curry sauce.

Nah, there's ice cream in the freezer they can have that.

If they want chips they can pay for them theirselves! Cant have people judging me for not been strict enough now

I so badly want a steak slice, chips and curry sauce and a tin of Dandylion & Burdock now

Honey Come to mine tomorrow morning. That's what we have for breakfast! We can sit on the outdoor sofa

You are so on. I'll bring Pickled Onion Monster Munch and Super Noodles for lunch so we can make a day of it

Pot noodles are down to 50p in Asda we are having them for dinner.

Saves on the washing up Hayden has to do.

Oh that sounds too posh to me Honey

A pot noodle dinner?! Some people are so privileged

We ar having a homecooked meal this evening. I will be switching on the oven at 5pm sharp, all ready for the nuggets and chips. I will also be cooking some vegetables on the hob (if I can find the tinopener).
It's part of my new year's resolution to feed my family more healthily. I have cut takeaways down to 4 a week and the other days I heat stuff up myself. My mum is very impressed and calls me 'Nigella'. She didn't even know I had a cooker.
My other resolution is to bring the kids to school at least once a week. Apart from keeping the authorities off my back, the exercise will do us good as the school is nearly 5 minutes walk away.
Between that and my new healthy eating plan I should have lost a couple of stone by Easter and will be able to squash myself into lots of skimpy revealing clothes this Summer. I can't wait .
I know the next few months are going to require a lot of determination and self discipline and I'm not really looking forward to them. But it will be worth it when I'm in those leopardskin hotpants with the matching stilletoes

A cooker? Is that a posh name for that white thing in the kitchen called a micro something?

Sounds very posh indeed.

I have the leopard print hot pants! I wore them to parents evening. The teachers couldn't stop staring

Were the kids eating a daily packet of crisps? I expect so, the fuckers.