To think OH shouldn't be enjoying another bitches tit when I wanted sex on the pool table!

[ShellyBoobs]

He decided he wanted another 'bitches tit' cocktail, using the last of the Chambord, when I already had it earmarked for going in a 'sex on the pool table'.

To be fair, we only usually have Chambord in with Champagne but I thought it would be nice to try something different.

And black raspberry liqueur with cream didn't sound all that nice to me, although he seems to like it...

Oh well, I'll have to resort to wine.

hahaha!

Can you combine it and have a tits on the table with two straws?

This thread will be the Most Clicked Thread of The Day.

Guaranteed.

ha ha ha very good!

Brilliant!

You have made my evening. Thank you

Sorry Sidge

By the way, there are another two recipes on the same website, one of which is 'sexual chocolate' and another is 'wet pussy'.

Ha

hahahaha!

I wish there was a way we could see which thread had most views - this would win hands down

I'll let you off Shelly

I'm so tame the most exciting cocktail I've ever had the nerve to ask for in a bar was a Slippery Nipple. I'd keel over and die before asking a stranger for a Wet Pussy!

How about a nice Screaming Orgasm?

ha ha!

Haha!

Brings back memories of asking for a Screaming Orgasm in a bar when I was about 17 yo and feeling very grown up and daring.

Cocktails for mothers would be

'Could I have a Nice Long Lie, please?'

'Could I have a Shit in Peace?'

'Hi, I'd like a Good Nights Sleep, please'

I like those, Mme.

I was all thinking, "WTF has happened to Mumsnet lately?"

Good fred OP, A+ would click again.

"Could I have no dried wheetabix on the table" please is more my line these days!

'Pass me another beer'
'Get off the lapdancer laptop'
'Turn it over or pass me the remote'

I'll have a 'shag me quickly, quietly and don't leave a mess'.

brilliant op