To think OH shouldn't be enjoying another bitches tit when I wanted sex on the pool table!

[ShellyBoobs]

He decided he wanted another 'bitches tit' cocktail, using the last of the Chambord, when I already had it earmarked for going in a 'sex on the pool table'.

To be fair, we only usually have Chambord in with Champagne but I thought it would be nice to try something different.

And black raspberry liqueur with cream didn't sound all that nice to me, although he seems to like it...

Oh well, I'll have to resort to wine.

I was sure this was going to be a troll/invasion from the Honda boys

Well done, OP!!

Disappointed! Was hoping it was the woman who seduced her boyfriends mate over the maggi shakey sauce bag.

Can I have a no snot slime on my suit jacket please and then a sick stain on the carpet just to top the night off?

Haha. Awesome.

highlander :o

'Bartender, DH would like a 'Hot Shag', but I'd prefer a 'Hot Water Bottle'

Had to click

Obviously I knew it was of course drinks you were on about. Cant be mistaken for anything else and those that have obviously have dirty minds

MmeLindor - I think I like you.

Love yours Highlander

I thought it was going to be a thread about a Sharon-style thread. Quite chuffed to see it contains some jolly cocktails.

Black raspberry liqueur with cream sounds delicious to me. Raspberries, cream and booze, what's not to like?

My mums dog (dead now) had a stroke on Christmas day and inspired my sister to invent a cocktail called lopsided dog.
I once drank something called a brain hemmorage many years ago. The follies of youth.

Thank you, Blotted.

Lopsided Dog :) What was in it?

Have you tried doughnut shots? baileys with chambord 'injected' into it and sugar round the rim of the (shot) glass, mmmmmmmm but lethal....

Maggie Is that like a monkey brains shot?

warning...
Surely a drink with black raspberry liqueuer and cream would be a "Perimenopause Period"


I thought this was going to be a Sharon thread too, and have just tried to explain to DH what T-Rexing is

Pom You cant simply explain T-Rexing, you have to show him

at Lopsided Dog.

I like the sound of that, wannabedreams, but haven't tried it.

We hadn't previously thought about doing much with Chambord other than adding it to cheap Champagne. Seems like there's all sorts to try!

Mix lager, martini and vodka together. Gorgeous! Only name it has is LagVodTini.

Shaken or Stirred SPs?

Any way you wish! Its the cocktail of all cocktails. I used to drink it before going into town as meant I was half pissed so didn't spend as much

shit thanks OP you've just reminded me i secretly drank all my partner's chambord and need to replace it before he wants to make a bitches tit or something

I have no idea what was in the lopsided dog. The brain hemmorage is baileys poured into something pink that makes it curdle, or at least that's what I hazily remember it being.

bitch's