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to think anyone who revives a zombie thread should be banished from MN?

119 replies

MardyBra · 05/01/2013 11:44

Forever.

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HoratiaWinwood · 05/01/2013 11:53

What's the time limit though? What's the distinction between "resurrected zombie" and "continuing a recent thread"? Obv a 2010 thrash is a zombie, but Oct 2012 about Syria?

LadyIsabellaWrotham · 05/01/2013 11:53

It depends. "What do you think of....?" threads can still be worthwhile, but threads where people are giving specific advice to OPs whose children are now five years older make me very twitchy, and posting "ZOMBIE THREAD" is irresistible.

TheLoneRanger · 05/01/2013 11:55

Foofy's right.

MardyBra · 05/01/2013 11:56

I accept it can be a mistake if you're a newbie. I'm not getting at anyone in particular. There just seem to have been a whole spate of them recently.

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HappyNewBleurgh · 05/01/2013 11:57

Old threads are often still relevant, but mn is fast moving and people posting now assume that they are talking to the present, only to discover it was years ago and the original posters have long since left the building which is Confused.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 05/01/2013 11:58

I am with you on this one, gives me the right hump!!

MardyBra · 05/01/2013 11:59

I got a 50% hit rate with you then Hokey

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Pagwatch · 05/01/2013 11:59

I don't mind a zombie thread about a subject where the poster is seeking info - like Sylvia .

I fucking hate people who dredge up some three year old thread about a parking bun fight or some such and add 'yabu and a cow and I think you should be grateful you have a car and another thing....'
Wankers.

MardyBra · 05/01/2013 12:00

The voice of reason as ever Pagwatch. Sorry Sylvia - I haven't seen your thread and I agree there is a distinction.

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Pagwatch · 05/01/2013 12:03

Hahaha. The trouble with zombie threads is you sometimes find yourself on them still talking bollocks 5 years ago.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 05/01/2013 12:04

That's not bad mardy!

Recently i find myself thinking how reasoned Pags responses are quite a lot!

ChaosTrulyReigns · 05/01/2013 12:09

At which pacific point in time does a thread become defined as zonbie?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Let's have the MardyRules then, the grumpychips.

AmberLeaf · 05/01/2013 12:10

Yes Mardy, I check the date.

LadyBeagleEyes · 05/01/2013 12:12

I find it becomes a Zombie thread when I read posts from banned posters or people that namechanged 3 years ago.
I don't always check the date.

MardyBra · 05/01/2013 12:12

The Mardy rules would probably have subclause 23.3 banning the multiple posting and the use of the word "pacific" even in irony, unless referring to a big ocean.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 05/01/2013 12:17

Capital P.

ApplesinmyPocket · 05/01/2013 12:29

People are very quick to leap in with 'Zombie thread' though. I saw one such post the other day to someone who had made a new reply in a topic that had been silent only since mid-December!

Never quite sure why the idea of an old thread being resurrected arouses so much Headgirly ire here on MN. I run a discussion board myself (very small) and people often revive old threads and that's fine.

ApplesinmyPocket · 05/01/2013 12:31

.... my board is not at all very bunfighty though :)

WorraLiberty · 05/01/2013 12:34

HQ should lock them after about 6 months

That way they're still there to read and if anyone wants to discuss anything, they can start a new thread with a link for reference.

kim147 · 05/01/2013 12:41

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IamtheZombie · 05/01/2013 12:48

WorraLiberty Sat 05-Jan-13 12:34:10

HQ should lock them after about 6 months

That way they're still there to read and if anyone wants to discuss anything, they can start a new thread with a link for reference.

Yes, excellent idea.

Zombie finds the main problem with zombie threads is when the reviving poster is asking for help for a similar problem. The vast majority of people who subsequently respond are responding to the original OP and don't realise:

a) that it IS an old thread, and

b) that a new poster is asking for advice so the new poster gets overlooked.

MardyBra · 05/01/2013 12:49

"People are very quick to leap in with 'Zombie thread' though"

After I've waded through 10 pages.

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PickledInAPearTree · 05/01/2013 12:51

Mardy you are STRICT today Grin

CornyClam · 05/01/2013 12:55

It's very embarrassing when you see yourself on them spouting garbage. Blush

MardyBra · 05/01/2013 14:09

Don't tell DH pickled. He'll be getting ideas.

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