To think there is no acceptable reason to poo in the shower at the gym (and lave it there)

[CheshireDing]

Honestly I am BAFFLED why anyone would think this was okay.

My friend went in to the shower before work and there it was a lone turd :( and it's a communal shower (mens).

Were they not worried somebody would come whilst they were shitting in the shower?

Ah sorry in my horror i must have missed that. I am that people really do this. In all seriousness i think they must have some sort of problem to behave like that.

We had this recently at work. A big ol turd left on the floor.

Who would do that???

I'm dying for a culprit to come on and give us an explanation. Would love to know what it's all about.

I think other posters hit it on the head with the dirty protest theory.

Or do they employ such cognitive dissonance that they don't realise it's them? "Oh pooing in a shower, how disgusting."

PMSL. On the floor.

she worked worked in a fit shop and found someone had poohed in one of the display sheds one days.

Hope THIS isn't a reverse AIBU

When my dad was a kid with a paper round, he got caught short one morning and pooed in someone's garden. He wiped with a newspaper - not sure if that makes it better or worse.

TheCatIsEatingIt - whether it is better or worse really depends on what he did with the newspaper afterwards...

And perhaps which newspaper it was! Sadly he died a few years ago, so I can't ask him. I'm pretty sure he didn't deliver it, though!

I'm a runner and the, erm, bouncy nature of running often shakes things loose and I get caught short. Since I run in woodland in can always pop behind a bush. But I often wonder what city joggers do.

Judging by all the posts, poos seem to crop up in random place more than I thought...
hoping somebody name changes and steps forward as being a phantom pooer

Annie I find 45 mins of running is my trigger. I keep my runs to 44 mins or less!