having just opened a box of celebrations and discovered that they contain Twixs.
Twix's ffs, they aren't chocolates, they are biscuits.
And to add insult to injury, there were only two maltesers. Two in the whole fecking box.
So having had about two sweets each, I'm left (yet again) with a pile of bounty's, snickers and milky fucking ways
I am going to have to raid the New Year's Eve selection boxes at this rate.