to take this gift straight down the chazzer on thursday morning

[CatchTheFox]

why why why would anyone buy me this, let alone my brother in law and his wife who i have known for a very long time. i mean, why?

www.giftideas.co.uk/bogey-man-egg-seperator.html

i am tempted to chuck it straight in the bin. i mean, just...no.

I wish we'd thought of that before we put the pic on FB! Dammit...!

At least we can still get the whisky out, and apparently not Every Little Helps when it comes to store security!

I like the snot jug!

Wine bottles have flat bottoms that manage to stay upright (most of the time)....I'd rather be give 20 quids worth of wine [ungrateful if I were a recipient of a shoe wine holder]

My nephews would love that egg thing.

I love it, am tempted to buy it - I'd be thrilled if someone got me one

Can I have it?

That jug is fantastically awful but I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out!

To be fair, I was given plenty of wine to go in the holder... It's still gopping though!

God, my boys would love that.

That shoe wine thing is beyond hideous.

'If you know someone who loves shoes and wine...'

They missed out '... and you hate'.

My oh my, never seen or heard anything like it
My 9yo would love it, would help her separate eggs for baking

Can't understand how an adult would like it, would put me off my recipe straight away!!!
And more annoying is the fact a bil would by his sil such poop

Errr tat would go straight in the bin let alone the charity shop

OP, stick it on ebay and link to the auction here--that way we can all have a fair shot at it.

That is bloody disgusting. I would not be happy at all. I think perhaps you have become the person who has everything, and no-one knows what to buy you!

Some people are really, really bad at present buying aren't they? It pisses me off. We have all but given up on present buying for most of the adults in our family. Thank God, is all I can say. I have received some utter shit over the years.

Tat! Tat! Tat! Tat! Tat!

Also, tat!

There are 2 of those jugs on the present-swapping thread on chat now...I was also a lucky recipient

That snot thing is , although DP and I have just had a bit of a snigger at it .

And as for the shoe wine holder ... words fail me. Well, no they don't actually, I wouldn't be seen dead with something like that in my house

Oh wow! I actually love snot man.
Charity shop is the 'Cho Sho' in our house

I loved this last comment on the Shoe wine holder thing:

"Please note ? this item is a wine bottle holder and you should not attempt to wear them as shoes!"

thats brilliant

LOL, just shown it to Ds (10) and he thinks it is fab