to take this gift straight down the chazzer on thursday morning

[CatchTheFox]

why why why would anyone buy me this, let alone my brother in law and his wife who i have known for a very long time. i mean, why?

www.giftideas.co.uk/bogey-man-egg-seperator.html

i am tempted to chuck it straight in the bin. i mean, just...no.

Who thought of you when they saw that in the shops?!

my husband suggested i can't get rid of it because they might want to see it when they come round. i told him to fuck off, and if they ask me where it is i will tell them i smashed it up and buried it in the garden to prevent it being regifted to some other poor bastard.

yabu....for using the term chazzer

Very funny, but it's easier to separate with my hands than use it. Bet it is a nightmare to wash.
But thanks for the link to the site!

Keep it for the upcoming secret Santa/crap to original recipient gift swap thread

I just showed it to my husband, who literally laughed out loud and said he wants one. Can I therefore set up a swap with you? Would you like this?

www.specialoccasionsgiftware.co.uk/shoe-wine-bottle-holder-black-glitter-879-p.asp

Please?

Anyone?

hahaha no way rainbowrabbit, fucking SHOE WINE BOTTLE HOLDER ahahaha, who is making these things? and WHY?

That is vile!

I've started a swapping thread in chat, if you are interested in getting rid.

Twenty quid for a shoe that holds a bottle of wine, why ???? You hope they got it cheaper than that, I would rather have twenty quid to spend in the sales :)

It's horrible. I think I'll get one for MIL as payback for the diet book she got me this year

Oh FFS, what is wrong with them? I too like the expression "down the chazzer."

i'm totally there bodyofeeyore

Why buy an egg separator that needs washing up when you can separate an egg using .........................an eggshell!

Oh my days!! That is proper rank!!!

I, too, am lovin the chazzer. From henceforth, all charity shops shall be referred to, in this household, as the chazzer!

Love 'the chazzer.'

At least it's not in the shape of " a man " IKYWIM.

Eugh! Utterly revolting. Shame on me! Shame on me!

omg how rank

I know an eight year old boy who is going to lurve that.

It just got funnier. The person that got me the shoe bottle holder got my husband a bottle of whisky. He's just gone to sample it, taken it out of the cardboard sleeve, and... it's still got the supermarket security tag on it!

Maybe she didn't spend twenty pounds on a ridiculous bottle holder, maybe she's just been round her home town nicking stuff!

Brilliant, love it, v funny. Lindsay, what a thought!

rainbowrabbit, i assume you are displaying the stolen whisky in the shoe wine bottle holder?