to still have no idea what to get as a non serious Christmas present

[mildlyinsulting]

I have been seeing someone the last few months, it's early days and so I want to get him a jokey but nice present for Christmas. My brain is refusing to go along with this and keeps screaming 'get him a watch' aaaarrrrggggghhhh... Ideas?

Sorry,
[[http://www.naffgiftshop.co.uk/bonkin-biscuits-cookie-cutters-4720-p.asp these]]