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To think my boyfriend might be a bit stalkerish?

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LittleMissLovett · 14/12/2012 13:21

Only been together 3 months but his behavior is becoming quite strange. At first it just used to seem like everytime I went shopping, he ended up in the same shop and I put it down to coincidence but a few weeks ago I was out feeding the birds in my garden and noticed boyfriend crouched down beside the pond with a gnomes hat on and a fishing rod. I asked what he was doing and he said he was just playing around but I'm suspicious for obvious reasons. And then, yesterday I was in primark and noticed him stood among the manikins modelling clothing watching me. Again I asked what he was doing and he said his mate is the manager of the shop and they were short on manikins so he was helping out???

For my birthday last week he bought me one of those photo cakes from asda which I thought was quite sweet - but in hindsight, the photo was of me getting in my car at 6.30am for work - where was he to have taken that photo??

Am I being paranoid?

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NoKnidForABed · 14/12/2012 15:55

Nah, that's all perfectly normal.

Gnome sweet gnome.

JingleBellsRawSharkSmells · 14/12/2012 15:59

Xmas Grin thank you OP

Sallyingforth · 14/12/2012 16:12

Nothing odd about this OP. Just normal behaviour for a lunaticman.
Soon he'll be dressing up in a red coat and landing on your roof.

Saltytomato · 14/12/2012 16:18

Hahahaha this made me laugh out loud.

ReindeerHooves · 14/12/2012 16:19

Hope he doesn't get stolen by one of those hilarious gnome thieves who then sends postcards asking for ransom money.

HairyGrotter · 14/12/2012 16:35

This.is.amazing.

How do you react to these little 'things' that keep happening?!

HairyGrotter · 14/12/2012 16:41

Mind you, that Gnome YouTube vid has shit me up a bit!! Dafuq is that thing?!

myfirstkitchen · 14/12/2012 18:32

amazing
Had to read this outloud before so hilarious
might do it to a mate as a joke!

SPsFanjoIsSantasLittleHoHoHo · 14/12/2012 18:55

Start to worry when he dresses up as your shower curtain.

MyLittleAprilSunshine · 14/12/2012 19:31

Just be glad he wasn't dressed as Shrek.
or perhaps that's what tickles you.
Each to their own.

Lonelynessie · 14/12/2012 19:48

Oh god, this is too funny. Well done for making me laugh out loud op Xmas Grin

BattlingFanjos · 14/12/2012 21:20

SP that made me wee a little bit Blush :'D

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