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To think my boyfriend might be a bit stalkerish?

87 replies

LittleMissLovett · 14/12/2012 13:21

Only been together 3 months but his behavior is becoming quite strange. At first it just used to seem like everytime I went shopping, he ended up in the same shop and I put it down to coincidence but a few weeks ago I was out feeding the birds in my garden and noticed boyfriend crouched down beside the pond with a gnomes hat on and a fishing rod. I asked what he was doing and he said he was just playing around but I'm suspicious for obvious reasons. And then, yesterday I was in primark and noticed him stood among the manikins modelling clothing watching me. Again I asked what he was doing and he said his mate is the manager of the shop and they were short on manikins so he was helping out???

For my birthday last week he bought me one of those photo cakes from asda which I thought was quite sweet - but in hindsight, the photo was of me getting in my car at 6.30am for work - where was he to have taken that photo??

Am I being paranoid?

OP posts:
Pied · 14/12/2012 13:32

Is this him?

Northernexile · 14/12/2012 13:32
Xmas Grin
50ShadesOfGreggs · 14/12/2012 13:38

Lol

SoniaGluck · 14/12/2012 13:38

I nearly didn't click on this thread as I thought it would be sad and / or scary.

Thank you for cheering up a miserable Friday afternoon. Xmas Grin

quoteunquote · 14/12/2012 13:41

please go skydiving and report back how he manages to keep up.

HazeltheMcWitch · 14/12/2012 13:43

See, I read Wilson 's post as Sharon's the potato cake girl in Asda, she is!
And I thought, wow, what's that then?

forbiddenfruit85 · 14/12/2012 13:44

For my birthday last week he bought me one of those photo cakes from asda which I thought was quite sweet - but in hindsight, the photo was of me getting in my car at 6.30am for work - where was he to have taken that photo??

Seriously cannot stop laughing!

What else has he done OP.

I'd go to his place while you knew he was out, then if you find a shrine of yourself then yes he probably is a stalker.

Northernexile · 14/12/2012 13:45

Arf at 'potato cake girl'!

cozietoesie · 14/12/2012 13:45

I think we need pics of the gnome costume!

WeWilsonAMerryChristmas · 14/12/2012 13:46
Xmas Grin Mmmm, potato cakes.
izzyizin · 14/12/2012 13:46

where was he to have taken that photo??

Is this one of those 'Where's Wally? quizzes? Is there a prize for the correct answer?

Could he have been perched on your chimney dressed as Santa Claus or Rudolf?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 14/12/2012 13:47
Xmas Grin
MurderOfGoths · 14/12/2012 13:49

What on earth is going on today???

Pied · 14/12/2012 13:51

no .... wait ... is him?

MulledPinot · 14/12/2012 13:52

totally
ridiculous
or
lovely
lad

...you decide Xmas Grin

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 14/12/2012 13:53

Don't be ridiculous, OP. Of course he isn't being stalkerish. His behaviour is perfectly reasonable and even, possibly, romantic. You should marry him immediately and get yourself fitted with GPS. It's only fair for him to have a heads up.

MrsFlibble · 14/12/2012 13:54

This has to be a joke, because its just too comical not to be.

stifnstav · 14/12/2012 13:56

'm imagining a scene from Trigger Happy TV.

Thanks for this OP!I

IAmLouisWalsh · 14/12/2012 13:58

Are you perhaps starring in a sketch show without your knowledge?

Pied · 14/12/2012 13:59

LittleMiss comes home to find he's already in and made tea

"I've been expecting you"

PictureThis · 14/12/2012 14:05

Oh, this has made me laugh so much I've woken up the baby!

Saccrofolium · 14/12/2012 14:07

Is his surname Pink-Whistle?

Walnutcakelover · 14/12/2012 14:09

Just wondering how he got in the garden?

RebeccaItsmybirthdayMumsnet · 14/12/2012 14:14
CaHoHoHootz · 14/12/2012 14:15

He obviously loves the OP very much, she is a lucky lady. She should marry immediately. Can't wait to see the wedding pictures. And I am sure the babies will be Georgeous.