I've known a couple of people like this over the years but at the moment I have one friend in particular who does this loads, and tries to make everyone else convinced he is too.
I met her at a baby group. There are 8 of us all with DCs the same age (3). I have two older children too. She in convinced her DS is more intelligent than the other children in the group. She often does a round-robin type text to us all saying a question or statement her son is meant to have said, usually involving a very complicated word such as preposterous. And if he asks a question when we are at the group, as many of the 3 year olds do, she starts asking us if we heard his question, and saying what a clever question it was, then she answers questions using a very lengthy reply during which time he has generally walked off to play and doesn't listen anyway. Latest thing is her asking on her Facebook status if anyone knows any private tutors that will tutor a 3 year old as he is apparently marvellously curious about maths and science. And I've never known such a fuss over finding a school for a child. She's talked about nothing else for months and apparently it's far more difficult for her than anyone else as they have to be very careful about where they send their child.
I'd say that he is probably quite average, and very similar to the rest of the children in the group, including my DS. His speech just seems normal for a 3 year old, he walked at the same time as the other children, potty trained at a similar time. I never hear any of these wonderful anecdotes of speech that she writes about in texts when we meet up, and his speech whenever I see him is just the same as the other childrens' speech. He talks well, as they all seem to in the group, but certainly not like a child prodigy.
I know we are all proud of her children and think they are geniuses but she really does cross the line between thinking it and making a bit of an idiot of herself.
AIBU?
To find it quite amusing how some people try to make out their average child is a genius?
MiketheKnight · 26/11/2012 08:40
Coralanne And where exactly do i send my application for a date with this wonderful man you speak of? 
I have a DD who is an Evil Genius. Not quite sure it's the same thing though
Yes, my son is a genius, he's ten and out wits me, is very quick with a come back, and can have amazing arguments over why he shouldn't be punished, or should be punished in a different way. Pretty average grades though if not a little under the norm to be fair but then he does argue whether his work is in the correct book with his teacher though 
My mum phoned me the other day to tell me she'd found my report card from primary 5. Apparently, I was 'a mediocre student with no particular abilities'.
All my school report cards were very similar from my utterly crap primary school. In the end, I got the best higher results in my entire year, graduated top of my class at university and went on to a PhD/an academic career at a very good university.
MIL was told throughout DH's schooling that he was really very thick. He's now got a PhD and an academic career too. I know she adores telling people this, particularly when they are the same people who used to look at her with pity/make snarky comments about DH when he was growing up.
I find parental competitiveness over parts in nursery/school plays utterly hilarious. And they often have no relation to what the kids think is good/impressive.One of my friends asked about DS2 being Joseph in the nursery nativity (because her DS had gotten mixed up about roles). I happily explained that another boy was Joseph and that DS2 has chosen to be a donkey. He's absolutely delighted about being a donkey. When DS1 was younger, he was delighted to be a sheep in a nativity because he got to run around in circles on the stage. In his eyes, this was the best possible role to have.
I did get annoyed at one of DS1's schools where they seemed to allocated speaking parts according to how posh the kids' accents were. The school was in the Home Counties and some of the kids had very RP accents. Most of the kids sounded a bit north London. You'd never have known from the school assemblies/shows though. (DS1, of course, was never allowed to speak because he has a Glasgow accent 
). That sort of thing was just typical of the bloody awful school though. All fur coat and no knickers...
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