to think that you shouldn't be staring down my shirt?

[TulisaLover]

I was leaning over sorting out some papers on my desk today and a colleague came up to my desk and started talking about a meeting the team were having. When I looked up I immediately realised where he had been looking and he got a bit flustered. I put my hand on my top to hold it against me and gave him a look of disdain back. Am i being unreasonable to think that any reasonable man would have averted their eyes? What would you do?

Dp says hayek would approve too.

I could only hope to be a speck on the wall for those future meetings..

Hmmm.... I am tempted to go in braless on Monday and call him into the office to test his resolve.....

I was going to post a sensible answer along the lines of it being normal to look to some degree (I know I can't help it at times if there are boobs on display - a woman down the road always has hers visa me and I am embarrassingly aware that whenever I speak to her it's a concious effort to talk to her face not her chest) but ogling and letching is totally different and not acceptable.

But then I read the last few pages of the thread and got totally lost. I don't understand the long words and can make no sense of the conversation.

I've always wondered if faux keynesian relates to Milton Keynes. I mean, they have those faux cows in the fields made of concrete, don't they?

The cows are supposedly allegorical sculptures symbolising the elites ability to milk the lumpenproletariat dry of their will to live according to dp.

Come on Tulisalover...who are you really? A joke's a joke & all that but I'm lost now

Is Milton Keynes a brother of John Maynard Keynes? Always wondered that....a celebrity sibling AND a dull town named after you.... Talk about a double whammy!!

he's actually part of the campaign for plain english so he was happy to help.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BTW Tulisa's husband: if you want to be a pompous arse, at least learn to spell 'populace' correctly.

Milton keynes was supposedly named after a nearby village which was originally called Middleton, but has had its name altered many times throughout the centuries. The fact that its name now is a combo of two famous economists (Milton Friedman and JM Keynes) is further proof of how far back the plans of the New world order actually go according to dp. its like they are orchestrating all this in plain sight!

limburges, according to dp your name sounds rather borghese-esque, so not sure whether or not you're another shill. Either way, dp is obsessed with late eighties bullfrog computer games, hence he's got populous on the brain.

Oooooooh!! I am amazed.

(Is DP's last name Wiki, by any chance?)

People, what are you doing mucking about on other threads? Come back here, we are being given an edukashun!

I attempted to draw my dh into a rousing economic discussion...unfortunately, he wanted to discuss booooooobies..

Thank you TulisaLover - thank you. I have spent the last two hours trying to find anything to distract me from continuing my essay about amorophus concepts of liability in Nisi Prius and proximity negating possible ramifications - and you have done it. So intrigued am I by your DP's theories, your breasts and our shared adoration of Tulisa (47 and I have all NDubz CD's and, oh yes, here you will need to stay your beating heart in your heaving breast - the Official NDubz 2010 Album) that I have totally forgotten the overwhelming call of my essay and it's looming deadline. Thank you once again. You is well reemz.

"I've told him that in future he should simply turn around and speak to ne with his back. turned if I'm leaning over."

You dirty pervert, you blatantly just used this as an excuse to check out his arse

He was probably thinking a low cut shirt was rather inappropriate for a professional environment.

Sorry I was out watching the new Marion Cortillard vehicle - absolutely marvellous. No I will not be checking out his bottom. Bums aint my thing.

Maybe in the interests of fairness you should also turn your back on him during conversations? That way neither of you could accidentally look at any part of the others anatomy? Or insist on blindfolds? Maybe only converse via telephone? Or through a door?

That would hardly work Murder when I have very important sorting to be done. plus I would be facing a wall, which is hardly becoming of someone of my seniority.

Hilarious!

What are you on, OP? And what the FUCK is your husband on?

From bangers to bangernomics in 6 pages. Only on mumsnet.

Well done TulisaLover u had us all going!

Love the bit about plain English campaign